messily

the noun form of messy messy

also used in situations when one is ignoring the conversation, being stupid/dumb/brainless/deficient

Gabi said that the messily was taking a stroll around the park.

by guppy4bleh September 16, 2008

Messican

A class lower than mexican. Messican's think they are cool, when everyone knows they are losers.

Mexican : WOOHOO
Messican : what are you exited about?
Mexican : I'm not the lowest class ever!!
Messican :Really? Then who is?
Mexican : YOU

by Stampskey Oith March 23, 2010

Messi

Best known as Satan's mistress.

Obsessed with turtles and making fake MySpace profiles. She puts the word bitch to shame. She has two friends, one being her younger sister that resembles a lizard. And the other being a fat beast.

She likes to call people "skanky hoes" and watch Finding Nemo.

Guy 1: Today I met this really disgusting girl.
Guy 2: Let me guess, her name was Messi.

by idhatetobeyou February 3, 2010

Messikan

n. Feminine hygiene product; sanitary napkin, Mexican Band-Aid.

Ladies, please refrain from flushing your Messikans in public restrooms.

by Neisson November 9, 2010

messify

to insult someone by referring to their rivals on the pitch by chanting the rival's name.

Cristiano Ronaldo is the most messified football player. Fans messify him. In most pitches he goes to fans chant''Messi, Messi, Messi.''

by Cracker22Jack February 5, 2014

messtie

Your best friend who's also a big mess

Today is my messtie's birthday

by mmikeemike September 18, 2017

messi

v. To befuddle an opponent in sports or business.

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We are untouchable this year! We are gonna totally messi you up come playoff time.

Sorry? You know you’re the Maple Leafs? Right?

by gnostic3 March 15, 2019