Mathematics

An impossible system time-consuming shit designed to form mental kidney stones

Man- "I'm going to need you to pick me up from the hospital after I pass mathematics today. The pain is unbearable..."

by Swoody January 25, 2010

Mathematics

This cruel word means

Monstrosity
A
Teacher

Heavily

Enjoys
Mushing
And
Torturing

Into
Children’s

Souls so if you like maths or Math you must be crazy

Innocent child: what does mathematics mean?
Someone: Monstrosity
A
Teacher

Heavily

Enjoys
Mushing
And
Torturing

Into
Children’s

Souls

Innocent child: 💀 MOTHER I WANT TO DROP OUT OF SCHOOL

by oowasiapainter June 5, 2020

mathaias

a plague in the anus.

awww, I need to see the doctors, I've got mathaias

by dsfdssd April 8, 2007

mathematics

An arcane discipline invented by the ancients to ensure full employment among pointy headed professors who lack social skills to enter or succeed in any of the social sciences, including spelling. The principal means by which this is achieved is to establish an extensive, cascading order of complexity, such that each class is offered only as a prerequisite to the next.

Mathematics is the language of tenure. Since university administrators invariably come from more serious disciplines, they could give a rat's what goes on in the math department, excepting, of course the math professors' occasional brush with the FBI and kiddy porn.

She: Why am I having to take all this goddamn math?

He: To help Dr. Goldbaum enjoy lap dances down at the truck stop.

by hoze-a March 30, 2007

mathamatize

To apply math to a problem in order to solve it.

Guy: How are we going to figure this out?
Girl: Simple, we just need to mathamatize it.

by Luke Asa December 9, 2008

mathany

A well organized stubborn person, Mathany is a girl that is ambitious, intelligent and will not go down with a fight. She is extremely pretty and romantic but hard to make her like you back. The loyal best friend that you always come running to is Mathany.

My friend is such a Mathany!

by Loyal, romantic, pretty, January 1, 2018

Mahamilawat

When a large group of corrupted people get together to adulterate a public perception.

All the corrupt political parties are getting together to defame Narendra Modi by spreading fake news.

It is a mahamilawat.

by More Malicedmind February 27, 2019