ManBand

When a guy's hair is so long he needs to use his sunglasses as a headband.

JJ's hair is so long he's been using his Von Zips as a ManBand.

by Shittychonga April 1, 2010

manber

A self-righteous tool and/or douchebag who foolishly believes that he is the embodiment of manliness. A male who is the epitome of idiocy and genuine moronic behavior.

"So I was at this party and this drunken idiot started hitting on my girl, and kept shouting about how much she wanted him even though she called him a disgusting pig and told him to leave her alone."
"Sounds like a manber to me."
"A textbook case."

by yoyoyojoe December 20, 2007

manbang

The act of having anal sex with another man.

Todd manbangs Joey while they watch Golden Girls reruns.

by TGHomeslice April 17, 2008

mabe its gosts

The term "Mabe its gosts" comes from the subforum from a popular online video game called "ROBLOX". The subforum is called "Off Topic." It is also used often in the "Video game fans" subforum. It can be used as a reply to somebodies said problem.

User 1: Oh no, my iphone broke.

User 2: Mabe its gosts.

by B3stUs3rnam3 June 9, 2013

manbearpuig

Refer to #1. I'm SUPER, DUPER, CEREAL!!!!

MANBEARPUIG is a threat to the MLB. He cannot be stopped. I'm cereal.

by RustyBurns August 14, 2013

manbedextrius

The ability to wack off with either your right or your left hand.

Time to wack it.

But honey, you broke your right hand!

No worries, I'm manbedextrius.

by bkrj January 11, 2014

ManBearPig

A demon who is half man, half bear and half pig. It negotiates with gullible generations, giving them their deepest desires but then comes back to terrorize their land years later.

As predicted by Al Gore, who warned us about it but nobody paid attention to him.

Also a running gag in the famous adult cartoon, South Park.

“ManBearPig is coming!! I am super cereal!!!!” - Al Gore. South Park

by kettumc January 25, 2020