Turtle maker

A woman so ugly it actually makes your penis retract into your body.

That lady was a turtle maker.

by Pineapple trombone July 2, 2015

fudge maker

Your butthole. Your poop chute. your bunghole.

Kim Kardashians Fudge maker Puts Katy Perry to Shame.

by Iamafatabastardwithlonghair December 23, 2016

jeremy-makes-an-exit

a horrible blog run by a dumb loser cowboy

dude: you know the blog jeremy-makes-an-exit on tumblr?

cowboy: you mean that blog run by a loser named jake?

by Jake the angst slut August 15, 2018

The old coffee maker

The old coffee maker is when a woman jacks a man off until he is frothing from his mouth then he places the froth into her pussy or anal cavity then eats it out

Dammm Curtis did the old coffee maker with gramme last night

by Trask u boy January 16, 2017

Juice Maker

While you are giving her the shocker you start rubbing her clit with your thumb until it makes her juice

I gave her the juice maker until she was cumming all over the place.

by Dykeman September 14, 2006

your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak

expression. used in substitution for the popular response "cool story bro" first described in forums online. This expression however, is a direct quote from the hit movie "kung pow." This famous scene occurs during a dialogue with the "chosen one" and master tang.

john "man i don't feel so well I think I broke my leg"

jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"

john" fuck u man"

by niggman star33 October 4, 2011

The Gay Maker

The Gay Maker is a person who just makes shit gay. He himself is not necessarily gay but he has a knack for making situations "gay" and uncomforable.

Dennis, "Yo Matt, honestly you just make shit gay, you will be forever known as The Gay Maker!!"

by Matt "The Gay Maker" Stevens July 31, 2006