Boy #1: Dude, did you see Angelina Jolie say she loves Brad?
Boy #2: Yeah, what a lying sack of bitch titties.
Boy #2: Yeah, what a lying sack of bitch titties.
by Sliced Wrist November 15, 2009
Concealing the truth about your long, hellish commute so as to fit in with those who have short drives to work, and who rarely experience the road rage that you encounter on a daily basis.
Gloater: I get to work in about 15 minutes. What about you?
Long Commuter: Umm, about the same.
Gloater: Why are you lying about your rage?
Long Commuter: I'm not.
Gloater: You're in Sylmar! Do you chopper to work?
Long Commuter: Okay, asshole! It takes me an hour and a half! Are you happy now, you dick bag?!
Long Commuter: Umm, about the same.
Gloater: Why are you lying about your rage?
Long Commuter: I'm not.
Gloater: You're in Sylmar! Do you chopper to work?
Long Commuter: Okay, asshole! It takes me an hour and a half! Are you happy now, you dick bag?!
by Herb, Ian, Dick, Shawn, Harry August 26, 2011
Errol why you lying?
Even Stevie Wonder can see you not being true. Did you know you are being watched by someone you think is your friend well we here to tell you she's not it's been going on a long time & only happened bc you reconnected with her. She's very jealous of you & your Wife's marriage she'll stop at nothing to destroy that's what she wants we have proof. This is why a Married Man must never get himself caught up with these female friend.Remember (FATAL ATTRACTION)with Glenn Close your life could resemble that sooner or later. Big Man right now you have the most to lose have you no respect for your Wife & family?
This person has all the proof needed to mash up your dolly house, every restaurant or hotel you been with her is floating around out to ruin your life your marriage she's hoping it will be enough for her to get you for herself none of this was a mistake the enemy had a plan all along.
You need to get the person out you life by any means necessary you may have to change your your number to cease all contact with this person otherwise your entire life will fall apart. What happens in the dark all ways comes to light.
Still want take that risk after all ur the one who's MARRIED!
Even Stevie Wonder can see you not being true. Did you know you are being watched by someone you think is your friend well we here to tell you she's not it's been going on a long time & only happened bc you reconnected with her. She's very jealous of you & your Wife's marriage she'll stop at nothing to destroy that's what she wants we have proof. This is why a Married Man must never get himself caught up with these female friend.Remember (FATAL ATTRACTION)with Glenn Close your life could resemble that sooner or later. Big Man right now you have the most to lose have you no respect for your Wife & family?
This person has all the proof needed to mash up your dolly house, every restaurant or hotel you been with her is floating around out to ruin your life your marriage she's hoping it will be enough for her to get you for herself none of this was a mistake the enemy had a plan all along.
You need to get the person out you life by any means necessary you may have to change your your number to cease all contact with this person otherwise your entire life will fall apart. What happens in the dark all ways comes to light.
Still want take that risk after all ur the one who's MARRIED!
by Janet21 March 12, 2023
Your my girlfriend I know you lying
by Adsdhwn July 15, 2019
Equivalent of lying through one's teeth, but for situations in which the lie was conveyed through typed text via computer or text message.
"Didn't you say Chase told you he was busy tonight? He totally just booty texted me. That boy is lying through his fingernails."
by MDix September 06, 2011
by 7h3Wh173R46617 October 23, 2020
Friend Jared : "Hey did you know today is National Lying Bitch Day, that must be why your wife got DP while she was at the "park with the kids"."
Friend David: "Fuck you Jared, every day is National Lying Bitch Day"
Friend David: "Fuck you Jared, every day is National Lying Bitch Day"
by FBGMTGMBAM March 06, 2022