Lincoln Log

When one person is taking a shit, another person sits across their lap sideways. This can be repeated over and over like Lincoln Logs.

My buddy and I both had to shit but there was only one toilet. We had no choice but to Lincoln Log.

by Loggoff July 13, 2016

log stroll

A short leisurely walk in hope of finding logs.

Meredith needed some logs for her fireplace so she went on a log stroll along the beach.

by SirRex June 22, 2017

Nail Log

A Canadian drinking game. Participants gather around a large piece of wood and attempt to hammer a nail into the log with the lowest number of hits. If you miss or bend the nail, you have to drink. Nail Log often deteriorates into "Nail shit to other shit".

We're going to have an epic game of Nail Log tonight, BYOH

by epicnail April 1, 2010

Dookie Log

2 blunts put together with at least 8 grams of weed.

aye pass me the dookie log

by gramaqueef May 21, 2022

Lincoln Log

A massive turd that you release into a toilet, only for the toilet water to splash all over your butt.

I made the biggest lincoln log last night, it took me an hour to get it to flush!

by BlaketheBlock January 22, 2021

baloney log

A large male penis, generally needed for women with rather large butts.

Better have a baloney log or it won’t fit in that big butt.

by TugSnake March 10, 2021

Pog Log

A shit, in which the sheer mass actually surprised you

Lowkey had a pog log earlier, it was intense as hell

by The dawgo January 16, 2021