e-lection

Unrefined defined definition of an overtly e-mail campaign election as being akin to electric friction.

I was shocked by the results of the e-lection.

by Hercolena Oliver May 26, 2008

Leckie-Lecture

Its a Scottish term for when someone gives you a rant about using too much electricity or leckie

Mother: Do you know how much its costs for the electricity in this house...
Son: (great another Leckie-Lecture)

by scottishchick February 10, 2009

jessica leclair

the most wondeful person ive ever met

very kind(jessica leclair)

by wordscore January 19, 2009

retard in a leotard

When a group of people get a mentally retarded person drunk and dress he/she up in a leotard for the amusement of those watching.

-"Man peto, this party sucks!"
-"Yeah peto, let's get a muthafuckin retard up in a leotard and have some fun."
-"Louis, I cant believe you humped a pie box in a loetard, you are the funniest retard ever to don the leotard."

by andyfellovernet June 1, 2003

emo-lectual

A specific variety of intellectual; one whose intellectual pursuits (often the reading of modern philosophers) has left them cynical, overly serious, and had a negative impact on their ability to have fun and socialize.

Most emo-lectuals (believing that they "get life" better than others) openly look down on people that are less intelligent or not as well versed in their particular field of interest (ie a particular art-style or said modern philosopher), making it difficult even for other intellectuals to enjoy their company and vice versa.

Intellectual: "What's that you're reading?"
Emo-lectual: "The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand, have you read it?"
Intellectual: "No I'm not familiar with it"
Emo-lectual rolls his eyes with a melodramatic sigh and goes back to reading his book, deliberately ignoring Intellectual.

by Danielle L'O July 25, 2008

lactates

a full sprint while swimming over large distances. Named for the build up of lactic acid in your muscles. Will, quote, "make your penis hurt"

"Screw Bove he made us swim 500 lactates"

by sean smith December 15, 2012

Lectorial

Pertaining to lecture, the condition of being like a lecture, preachy, unilateral, authoritative, condescending.

That book/essay/speech had a lectorial tone that limited its wider appeal.

by Innomen July 7, 2011