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Law of Beej

The rule by which any two Beej’s must battle to the death upon meeting face to face. Like the highlander, the winner gains power upon the losers death by way of obtaining the losing Beej’s most developed skill. This effect is further increased if more than 2 Beej’s meet at once, though the effect is only triggered when the Beej count is 1.
Friend: “How did you get that black eye”
Beej: “I ran into Beej from downtown and we were forced to adhere to the law of Beej. On the plus side, I can now play the tuba.”
Law of Beej by Beejaydee November 27, 2017
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The very basics of the study of law. Typically contract law, but usually used to mean that an answer is based on common sense.
" I thought I didn't have to pay him" #1
"You've got a contract - that's Law 101" #2
law 101 by Bronte Snaurus January 3, 2018
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Law and Order: SVU 

A TV show where you can make quality memes out of the intro.
Friend: Bro look at this scene I just figured out when I watched it as a kid
Me: *makes a Law and Order: SVU meme with the scene*
Law and Order: SVU by fc2078 January 8, 2021

Law x Luffy 

Is a very popular ship in One Piece. Traffy and Lu is that grumpy and sunshine duo, most of the time sunshine will not listen to the others plan but Traffy still is amaze how they survive another day...

They are very adorable and made an alliance that might last for an enternity... I wouldnt be surprised if they get married for real, like there is a lot of chemistry between them.
Law x Luffy is pretty much this...

Luffy: Traffy... Traffy! Traaaaaaffyyyyy!

Law: What is it now mugiwara-ya...

Luffy: I will kick everyone who tries to hurt you!

Law: I know... now can you listen to my plan for our date...

Luffy: AHHH LOOK TRAFFY A BEAR!
Law x Luffy by MDA3Star November 28, 2021

Law Firm 

a firm of lawyers; a firm of attorneys. Lawyers and attorneys are the same thing.
I was tired of paying higher insurance rates because of speeding tickets so I got the best law firm in the state to represent me for the cost of a cup of coffee a day thanks to lawyerlink.us
Law Firm by lawman July 1, 2004

Law Office

Person #1
My phone says I missed a call. They said law office when I called.

Person#2
Shit, you better get rid of you're computer man.

Law of Conservation of Racism 

Analogous to the Law of Conservation of Energy, Conservation of Racism states that the total racism of an isolated system remains constant; it is said to be constant over time. This law means that racism can neither be created nor destroyed; rather, it can only be transformed or transferred from one form to another.
Student 1: paraphrase of Ibram Kendi, "Racism didn't go way after civil-rights act was passed. It just became more complex."
Student 2: That's the belief of the Law of Conservation of Racism.