A huge sac of douche. He needs to get laid. Wat a tampon sac. The only thing he's popped a cap with is a gun that shoots plastic pellets. He calls himself cool. If cool is a dumbass, i agree.
by LAWMAN November 19, 2004

Shortened name for Hechler and Koch, a European firearms manufacturer. This company's products cover a wide range, but in popular culture (movies/books) the MP-5 submachine gun is most frequently seen..."Navy Seals" and various Steven Seagal movies are the most common examples.
The SWAT guys were rapelling down the side of the structure with their H & Ks slung across their chests.
by Lawman October 17, 2003

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by lawman July 01, 2004

someone who is nominated at the Douche Awards for Douche of the Year. This is a very prestigious honor. Throughout your life, people will say things like "Hey, there goes one huge douche", or "That guy has to be the biggest douche ive ever seen."
by LAWMAN November 18, 2004

by Lawman October 17, 2003

I was tired of paying higher insurance rates because of speeding tickets so I got the best law firm in the state to represent me for the cost of a cup of coffee a day thanks to lawyerlink.us
by lawman July 01, 2004

As we got off the roller-coaster, I took one look at my girlfriend and said: "You're going to woof your cookies aren't you." She bent over, and did, all over her shoes.
by Lawman October 17, 2003
