lawman's definitions

cobes

A huge sac of douche. He needs to get laid. Wat a tampon sac. The only thing he's popped a cap with is a gun that shoots plastic pellets. He calls himself cool. If cool is a dumbass, i agree.

Wow, cobes is a sac of douche, isnt he?

by LAWMAN November 19, 2004

Law Firm

A firm of lawyers or a firm of attorneys, both nouns being interchangable.

I was tired of losing my car insurance and paying an arm and a leg so I hired an entire lawfirm for the cost of a cup of coffee a day thanks to lawyerlink.us!

by lawman July 1, 2004

doucheoftheyear

someone who is nominated at the Douche Awards for Douche of the Year. This is a very prestigious honor. Throughout your life, people will say things like "Hey, there goes one huge douche", or "That guy has to be the biggest douche ive ever seen."

Im so happy im nominated for doucheoftheyear.

by LAWMAN November 18, 2004

H & K

Shortened name for Hechler and Koch, a European firearms manufacturer. This company's products cover a wide range, but in popular culture (movies/books) the MP-5 submachine gun is most frequently seen..."Navy Seals" and various Steven Seagal movies are the most common examples.

The SWAT guys were rapelling down the side of the structure with their H & Ks slung across their chests.

by Lawman October 17, 2003

Feebs

Special Agents of the FBI

I was workin' the bank robbery, had interviewed all the witnesses, and then the Feebs showed up.

by Lawman October 17, 2003

Bucar

Any vehicle used by FBI Agents as they go about their investigative work...short for "Bureau Car."

I was following a lead in the kidnapping case, and drove the Bucar out to meet with the victim's wife.

by Lawman October 17, 2003

conn

Used as both a verb and a noun, and generally referring to the operation of a vessel.

V: He was heading out of New London, conning the submarine down the line of navigation buoys.

N: He was on the bridge, and had been told by the Captain that he had the conn.

by Lawman October 17, 2003