Lance

He may seem like a shy dude, but if you get to know him, he can be the best person you ever know, he's insecure about everything, if you know someone name Lance befriend him, he may seem unresponsive but he's just shy and afraid of getting judge

Lance, are you free? Can I tell you about my problems

by Nani68 June 29, 2022

lance leener

a lance leener is a species white male who enjoys making inappropriate jokes about kids and says the n word constantly

yo that man is being such a lance leener

by hmmmmmiwonderwho July 17, 2023

Lancey or Lancey

Yet another trend on Tiktok that allows attractive people top show their glow ups, although most of the time they mistake glowing up for growing up, as many of the videos show a picture of them when they were 2 years old and then present day. Lancey ofr Lancey is just another trend in the many series' that has come before it, such as infrunami, i got deported by six, and the raaaaain.

Serena: She said she love me which one, Lancey or Lancey

Bob: Oh wow what a glow up from when you were a fetus to now!

by balistah August 20, 2023

Lance barber

a nickname my friend has that pisses him off

ray: did you see lance yet?
ben: no

lance barber: KYS

by baaen October 22, 2023

Hormone Lance

Other word to say penis, cock, willy, dick, w/e

"Yo doodz! Imma slap some beehatch round the chops wif mah Hormone lance of Godliness!"

Random doodz: "wtf?!"

by Carzum October 19, 2009

The Lance The Lance

A Sexy Shobert.

You are like the lance the lance, big cock. many niggers

by Sheriff Shaq December 9, 2019

The Lance Effect

When you think you have a lot of hoes around you. Though in reality, you really don’t and your just full of shit.

Symptoms include:
-Blue balls every Wednesday
-Random std’s even though your a virgin
-Big truck=No peen
-Wear golden cleats while playing football
-Thinking your the toughest bitch in the school
-Always carries a big ass knife for no reason at all... seriously stop
-Trash at video games
-Acts like you have a Thanos cock
-Pedo hair

Lance: You dude I got like 63 girls (specifically from counting) that would hook with me at any moment if I asked.
Me: Dude you have THE LANCE EFFECT
Lance: Nah bro, I’m gona own all the hoes I want.

Me: Not with no peen
Me: Dabs on em

by Senica Boys February 8, 2020