Lance Hilton

a very short 9 year old looking boy. He has a millimeter peter and is bad at everything he does.

Lance Hilton is so short and I would never want to hang out with him.

by Zorooq January 8, 2019

Lance

Acts all tough on the outside but really is a softy. Likes helping people but digs himself into to many holes. He needs a good person to bring out the good and keep him away from the bad. Change isn't good. He tries things differently but only to a certain extent. When things get too outside his comfort zone he shuts down or goes back to the way things we're.

"Lance needs you Bella," said Mike.

by Hi-i-exsist_ April 8, 2019

LanceyPants

A person who watches&plays Nekopara on repeat and wishes he was a catgirl!

Your such a LanceyPants

by LanceyPantsFan101 March 25, 2020

luncheonmeat lance

Another word for a penis

Hey baby get some of this luncheonmeat lance down your neck.

by Beardsville June 13, 2006

baltimore jack-o'-lantern

when a bunch of frat dudes take turns jizzing in a jack-o'-lantern until it's full

daaaaaaaamn it's october already?! time for baltimore jack-o'-lanterns, boys!!!

by kathybates69 October 27, 2014

Lance

Lance is usually an amazing boy with an extraordinary personality. He knows how to make you smile and laugh all the time. He can always brighten up your day. He is indescribable, and there is no true word in the dictionary to describe how perfect he is. He is usually and amazing kisser, and gives the warmest hugs.

I love him so much, he's my Lance.

by Handhuggger[: November 23, 2011

lanzer

The almighty.

"And so sayeth teh Lanzer "Let there be a place where all can go and be made into chibi sprites!" And so he madeth this place. And our Lord called this place "Gaia", and it was good.

by Boringplum January 30, 2004