kitten cannon

A popular internet game in which a poor defenseless kitten is blasted out of a cannon. It proceeds to bounce along the ground, picking up speed from bombs, explosives, and trampolines, and being stopped by sharp metal spikes and venus flytraps. After the bloodied kitten comes to a stop, your distance is recorded. Very addicting game of pure luck.

-Dude, are you playin kitten cannon?
-Yeah man.
-Me too, i just got 2500 feet!

by vtg5 October 23, 2006

Boo Kitten

A term of endearment for close friends

I am so happy that I have spent all week with my boo kittens at work!!!

by $GK$ August 4, 2007

UwU kitten

UwU kittens are the sexiest ppl to live. If you find one, dont play with its feelings because it will BARK BARK BARK at you.

Dang mywife is a UwU kitten, i willnever leave her broken harted😍

by Erpxsv February 28, 2022

a bag of kittens on the way to the river

you feel like shit , feel like death , feel really disturbed

Doug was out all night drinking I bet he feels like a bag of kittens on the way to the river.

by clyde12 January 15, 2008

kittenloaf

(n.) Unit of measurement, defining the maximum amount of cuteness possible in a single entity.

My girlfriend is so cute, she's at least .9 of a kittenloaf.

by Brass March 29, 2004

kittens

The casualties of masturbation.

"Oh my god," Brandon said as he saw my bed, "This is a major site of kitten death!"

by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004

Smitten Kitten

A feeling close to love for someone, without having actually fallen in love.

I am such a smitten kitten

by eejit101 June 1, 2011