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Kirk Complex 

When a guitarist in a band (typically a heavy metal band) uses too much wah wah effect in their solos, as Kirk Hammett of Metallica does.
The guitarist in this band has a major Kirk Complex.
Related Words

kirk is bean 

a person that is stuck up and has no friends
kirk is bean by lolsassssssssssss October 21, 2011

kirk colombano 

Being defined: Kirk Colombano, usually with a first name of Elsa or Elisa, consistently flirts with boys. Usually short, around 5 feet and blond, with European ancestry. Has manboobs.
Kirk Colombano being defined as a flirter

kirk weiler 

a god among us. some have said that he possesses powers, some consider to be… unnatural. he can clear the sacred text of E-Mathinstruction in a single motion of his finger, and can stay so incredibly still it has seemed he has stopped time. this unexplainable phenomenon is known as The Pause. people have been known to get caught staring into his soul while he stares back at the mortal, never flinching in the slightest, while the weak human only becomes hypnotized. there is rare times when Kirk is seen to make a mistake while explaining his mathematical formulas, but it is only to make the human feel better about themselves. kirk is also known to be involved in many of the major crimes throughout his immortal lifespan, which is more valuable evidence to why he is drained of all emotions.

little is known about kirk’s home life, there is theories that he is an interdimensional shapeshifter, who travels the metaverse in search for more intelligent lifeforms than the ones on this planet Earth.
kirk weiler helped me with my math homework, and later that night i saw him appear in my dreams in all different forms. he was the trees, the grass, the flowers, everything. kirk was the world, and the world was kirk. greatest night of my life
kirk weiler by ChesterChicken December 9, 2021

Kirk Hammett 

Most overrated guitarist in history. Plenty of speed but no substance. His phrasing is a joke, his vibrato nervous and grating. He is also incapable of bending a note in tune.

Replaced the infinitely superior Dave Mustaine in the early days of Metallica.

Beloved by those who have no imagination or are tone deaf.
"I have perfect pitch so listening to a Kirk Hammett solo is like nails on a blackboard."
Kirk Hammett by westcoastjonny February 4, 2010

kirk franklin disease

Being addicted to porn.

Originated when, on an episode of Oprah, Kirk Franklin admitted he used to be addicted to porn.
Damn! I can't stop lookin at this porn! I think I'm breakin out with that Kirk Franklin disease!