Midget judge

1. A term used to describe the sobriety of a circus performer.
2. A handsome fellow, probably called Lee, from the southern part of Englandshire.

1. "That jugglers not pissed, he's as sober as a midget judge"
2. "He's got my minge all damp, he's a right midget judge"

by Leeroy80 September 25, 2005

Judge

THE LAWS ON THE BOOK (AT SOME POINT) NEED TO BE ARBITRATED CHARLIE!

Hym "The law is irrelevant until a Judge makes a decision as to whether or not you actually did the thing."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Olympic judges

It's interesting how the judges seem to focus more on the mistakes an athlete makes even if the athlete has done a routine like nobody else, something that is theirs, something that is them. That's one of the worst things about the Olympics, there is really no such thing as better or worse routine, and yet they have an entire international event dedicated to grading which routine was better or worse, and that's what athletes are taught, they have to get a certain score. It's like grading what food is better or worse, some people like pizza and hate Chinese food and some people like Chinese food and hate pizza, the whole thing gets silly.

Olympic judges seem like the worst kind of people, instead of the Olympic games being the games that they are, people get the impression that all this stuff is the most serious thing in the world if they listen too closely to the judges.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021

judge rizzden

A brainrot variant of the the villain Judge Holden from the novel Blood Meridian. He had many brainrot variants of quotes from the novel, such as “whatever in Ohio exists without my Fanum, exists without my tax”

“Towering over them all was Judge Rizzden, and he is naked gooning”

by Bartholomew Kuma February 16, 2025

Judge Fudge

A name given to a special husky, the name can help stimulate reproduction and awareness to things around him/her.

Your new husky Judge Fudge is amazing, the litter she had was just astonishing from her reproduction and the litter are so active and aware.

by ThatFudgyGuy November 21, 2010

judge rules?

Something that is used to end an argument. the 'judge' is a third party outside of the argument.

larry: No way, Larry's way more portley than Johnny!
Sandy: You're stupid
larry/sandy: judge rules?
fredy: Larry's fatter.

by Kyle de Jong September 28, 2005

Hungry Judge Phenomenon

That sounds like a pretty substantial miscarriage of justice if that is the case.

Hym "BUT Hungry Judge Phenomenon doesn't occur 100% of the time does it? And reminding them of their mortality has the same effect? So it isn't 'predetermined' it just 'largely affected by' which, again, means determinism wrong and dumb. I mean it sounds like we should mandate snacks for judges and convince everyone they're immortal."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024