Jose Tongue

Condition from trucker sucking

Jose tongue has crevices like rivers. It caused from trucker sucking.

by BreezyBoyd April 25, 2022

jose paco

Half baileys, half vodka. This shot will have you tipsy in no time.

Let’s have Jose Paco’s shots!

by Maryland Radon Mitigation March 25, 2021

Nosé Jose

A type of smother mother that spies on everything you do, and never respects your privacy.

Taken from the word no way jose and combining nosé (sounds like nosy)

Barney the Dinosaur: Oh I bet she's watching you type this sentence now. When will she stop monitoring you!?
BJ: I don't know, but at least I know she's a Nosé Jose!

by Dangdiddlydemon June 25, 2019

Wet Jose

When you blow your nose into another persons mouth.

My bitch wanted to blow her nose into a tissue and I said, "Nah bitch, give me a Wet Jose."

by PBeezy July 9, 2010

jose mourinho

Without a doubt one of the greatest football/soccer managers in history.

Not only does he make whichever team he coaches win, he is also hilarious.

Jose Mourinho: "Yes, I am still the special one. Ask my wife if I'm special."

by starky October 21, 2007

jose ole

A. The nickname given to the action of sticking your tongue in another's ear for sexual pleasure.

B. A "wet willy" without the salivia to finger transaction. (Derives from an old Spanish tradition.)

"Look at Fernandez perform that Jose Ole with such precision on that little Irish boy."

by Tyler S. Smith April 5, 2007

jose reyes

starting shortstop for the new york mets; the single most exciting player in the major leagues.

Q: Wow, who was that? He sure was fast and exciting!
A: That was Jose Reyes, the most exciting player in the league.

by retrokid23 October 4, 2005