Jackered

To be massively muscluer and Beautiful

My Friend Joel is Jackered

by RedDeer July 14, 2011

jackerwacker

When a homo grabs another homos dick and rubs it with out lube.

Charles just gave Jamal a jackerwacker last week, it was pretty gross.

by Mageiver November 23, 2015

Jacksepticeye

Jacksepticeye is a meme on the Pewdiepie channel.

*saw a ghost* It's Jacksepticeye

We will go down to the hellhole as I like to call it, also Jacksepticeye 's asshole

by LaibaLo February 15, 2018

Jacksepticeye

An Irish motherfucker.

Howdy bitch. Jacksepticeye... Your name is not spelledig Sean, its SHAWN

by ig- mramazonas August 14, 2020

Planet Jackers

In the Invader Zim universe, the Planet Jackers are a faction of aliens that steal planets and other celestial bodies with a massive towing vessel. They sneak up on unsuspecting planets and enclose them in a hollow, metal bubble. The inside of the sphere is one big television screen, which projects a sky so no one knows what happened. The planet then begins to experience random quakes across the globe as a result of the pull from when they change direction. The Planet Jackers' homeworld orbits a dying sun forcing them to throw planets into it like fire wood to keep it burning. After a series of seismic events and interferences of his equipment, Zim deduces that the Planet Jackers have set their sights on Earth. Realizing he won't be able to conquer Earth if they take it, Zim attempts to reason with the Jackers by citing what had apparently been previously established as the Irken/Planet Jackers Treaty stating "all planets marked for conquest by the Irken military are to be left where they are." The Jackers inform Zim that Earth was not, in fact, marked and was fair game. Because Zim's mission of conquest on Earth was, unbeknownst to him, actually his exile and Earth itself was really never officially sanctioned for invasion, he thinks these Jackers are attempting to violate the treaty and is forced to stop them on his own. After managing to cut open the metal bubble and freeing the Earth, Zim towed it back to our solar system, ready to be invaded by him.

"The Irken Empire will destroy me if they come to check on my progress and find the planet missing! I have to stop the Planet Jackers if I am to be left with a planet to invade!" -Zim

by Razorglove July 31, 2011

status jacker

one who copies and pastes others staus updates and uses them as their own. this behaviour is only acceptable if a link to the original author is included, as to give them the credit.

did you see what johns status is? he status jacked me! john is a status jacker!

by howareya3896 February 2, 2013

Ass Jacker

A device used to lift a heavy ass. Used when an add is too heavy to lift by yourself.

"Look at Michelle's Ass."
"Your going to need an Ass Jacker for that!"

"That bitches ass was so heavy, I had to use an Ass Jacker!

by IronicToaster January 1, 2018