people who love their iphone so much they get a boner when they think about it or play with their iphone.
dude, i was in class looking at the new apps and when i saw one anout world of warcraft, i totally got a iphoner in class.
by Paul Hoffmann February 4, 2009
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Man, I saw this chick at the bar, she was Team iPhone!
Man, I saw this chick at the bar, she was Team iPhone!
by YoungMarshian April 22, 2013
Get the Team iPhone mug.An acute condition which renders the sufferer incapable of remembering why he or she unlocked their iPhone, even when this was done as little as one or two seconds previously.
It arises due to the multitude of gleaming white numbers in little red circles presented to the sufferer once the phone is unlocked, indicating suddenly riveting unread emails, thrilling Facebook and Twitter messages, essential weather forecast for tomorrow, exciting app updates, tantalising missed Skype calls, potentially life-changing calendar invites and many, many more, which inevitably cause the sufferer to forget immediately what they were actually supposed to be doing, e.g. making a simple phone call.
It arises due to the multitude of gleaming white numbers in little red circles presented to the sufferer once the phone is unlocked, indicating suddenly riveting unread emails, thrilling Facebook and Twitter messages, essential weather forecast for tomorrow, exciting app updates, tantalising missed Skype calls, potentially life-changing calendar invites and many, many more, which inevitably cause the sufferer to forget immediately what they were actually supposed to be doing, e.g. making a simple phone call.
She: Why didn't you pay the credit card bill?
He: I was going to but when I looked at my phone, I saw five new emails, which I had to read, and a missed Skype call, which I had to return … and then I forgot what I was supposed to do. Sorry, I think I've got iPhone Blindness.
He: I was going to but when I looked at my phone, I saw five new emails, which I had to read, and a missed Skype call, which I had to return … and then I forgot what I was supposed to do. Sorry, I think I've got iPhone Blindness.
by Simon2072 February 1, 2013
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by imSynOfficial November 26, 2017
Get the Iphone X mug.Ichiners or an Ichiner is the named used for stans of the fictional character Ichimatsu from the anime Osomatsu-san to identify themselves and others like them. The word "Ichiner" was derived from a season 3 episode where Ichimatsu refers to his own fans as such. Most Ichiners characterize Ichimatsu as an innocent uwu softboy and completely forget he's a violent edgy suicidal man in his mid-twenties who wants to have sex with animals.
by osomatsufan69 November 20, 2021
Get the Ichiners mug.The coolest thing ever. I didnt get the first iPhone because I knew that the 2nd generation would be way better, and it is! I just went and ordered my iPhone 3G, and it kinda sucks I have to wait a week to get one but its tottaly worth it. The App Store has all kinds of fun games and applications so that I will never have to be bored again. And the best part is, that... well..... I get to show it off!!
Me: HEY GUYS LOOK AT MY NEW IPHONE 3G!!!!
HATERS: Well its not that cool and the service costs too much.
Me: Whatever I have one!! haha!!
HATERS: Well its not that cool and the service costs too much.
Me: Whatever I have one!! haha!!
by Walker Lancaster October 11, 2008
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