Index

A newly-ordained nun who was forcefully given the Vatican's 103,000 most forbidden books on her brain while being shackled by Catholic Confessors and Inquisitors. She goes with Touma, a man who was too unlucky bastard who unknowingly built a harem on himself. She also got a pussycat named Sphinx.
She has a black hole as a stomach, who eats Touma's budget. And bits the bastard if she's pissed.

Index is a Loli Nun.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 6, 2018

Intaxication

Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize that it was your money to start with.

Mom: It's okay kids, Dad's just suffering from a mild case of intaxication. He'll be fine tomorrow.

by Miss Know it All May 27, 2007

index toe

the second toe from your big toe

my index toe is longer than my big toe

by Anonymous November 8, 2002

index

The finger you usually point with - your index finger.

You usually point with your index finger.

by PR August 29, 2005

integrilicious

having integrity, being civil, particularly, on-line, not rude, not overly offensive

the Online Integrity Statement requires that we practice integrilicious blogging.

by Una Malachica January 9, 2008

intel

Computer hardware company who are constantly advertising whatever expensive, overstated pentium crap they're pushing at that time. Strangely, my old intel pc never crashed until after I'd had it for three years.

French ICBM heading to springfield- intel inside.

by Gumba Gumba March 6, 2004

Intecrural Sex

A non-penetrative sexual practice in which the penis is placed between a partner's thighs, armpits, knee-joints or digits of the hands and feet. Much thrusting takes place as in penetrative sex in order to quicken the temper of the male and excite him to climax. This 'knobbly' fetish has been practiced by a number of homosexual serial killers, Dennis Nilsen prominent among them. I myself once tried it with a girlfriend's armpit but it wasn't much fun to be honest.

Homeless victim: I suppose you're going to strangle me now?
Dennis Nilsen: All in good time. First I've got something to slip between your knee joints.
Homeless victim: Oh not bloody intecrural sex again! I'd rather be strangled.

by Bones McFadden December 10, 2010