Instant Regret

Inviting Big E to your bachelor party and realizing he is going to bring up memories of it for the next 48 years

Hey Sarah I heard you hooked up with some random kid at a party last night?

Yeah, talk about instant regret

by BigEElittlePP March 13, 2022

Instant ocean man

A man that makes your vagina gush from one look.

He made me wet with one look, what an instant ocean man!

by kendog01 May 03, 2020

instant congestion

It's when Instead of getting a blowjob your partner shoots a snot rocket up your urethra.

Man I took this hottie home to my moms place last night. My mom has cats. Didn't know she was allergic. Instead of getting a blow job instant congestion!

by deshoe June 25, 2015

Instant Family Just add

When you’re an eligible bachelor and good with kids. Very desirable to single mom’s. Not to be mistaken for “Plug and Play”.

She saw a future with him. All her problems solved. Standard, Instant family just add Tony.

by Monopoly God May 10, 2021

instant fancy

Metallic paint, usually gold. Made by YouTuber Moriah Elizabeth who said it 'just now.'

I'm grabbing my instant fancy.

by interferingnewt November 20, 2020

Instant Fancy

Metallic paint, usually gold.
Named by YouTuber Moriah Elizabeth who said it 'just now.'

Take your instant fancy and pour it onto a palette.

by interferingnewt November 20, 2020

instant sprung

The effect Laur and Mand have on various, sundry people.

Oh my. Check that out. The effect we have is... astounding.

by sweetiethatsadog March 18, 2005