Itchy Poop

The uncomfortable burn-itch feeling of the anus when you take a death-shit the morning after eating anything exceptionally spicy.

Tiffany's itchy poop made her limp around half the day after eating the 12 alarm Thai food the night before.

by Scorpidea August 10, 2009

ITCHY BROWN EYE

It's when you haven't wiped your butt well after a bowel-movement.

Shouldn't need an example.

by KoolDaddy June 19, 2003

itchkin

noun. The sexual act in which the individual performing oral sex scratches all the mosquito bites, flea bites, or other points of itch and irritation on the recipient of said oral sex at the point of climax, thereby maximizing sexual pleasure. Perfect for summer nights and wilderness adventurers.
Shares a common etymology with "blumpkin"

I was getting itchkin so hard last night that my girl's acrylics fell off in the bed.

by Whimsy January 5, 2008

itchy srcut rot

a common occurance for most men were by the scruttocks become red and inflamed and very itchy

the itchy sruct rot kept tony up all night scratching his scruttocks red raw.

by Moonstompin ollie January 22, 2004

Itchy Jarvis

When you didnt wipe good enough and your butthole is really itchy and you have to wipe again, finding you still have poop in your buttcrack (also known as the second wipe)

Dude I didnt wipe good enough I have such an Itchy Jarvis, Ill be back

by docswenson May 8, 2010

itchy ankle

That feeling you get when you think someone is just using you for something

"She keeps asking me out, but I always pay... I'm getting some itchy ankles about our relationship"

by Some asshole on the Internet September 28, 2017

Itchy ball heaven

Heavenly feeling of relief from scratching itchy testicles.

You know this is itchy ball heaven (said in the change rooms)

by the darker side of my moon October 7, 2018