Hyper is a person on discord. He is the most known person on cord and richest. He owns discord.gg/300.
by thatniggahyper December 16, 2020
Get the hyper mug.The art of continuously pulling on one's penis to create tiny microfiber tears in the penal region to gain anywhere from 10 inches to the length of the universe over an unending period of time at speeds exceeding mach 10!!!!
Charles: "I have just begun my Hyper Jelqing session and I have already gained 20 feet to my dick"
Zakary: "type shit skibbidi rizz, i might need to start that my shit small ong i want one that wraps around the solar system"
Luke: "I must create microfiber tears to make my penal region bigger than Earth, Space, and Time. I will create rips in the spacetime continuum.
Zakary: "type shit skibbidi rizz, i might need to start that my shit small ong i want one that wraps around the solar system"
Luke: "I must create microfiber tears to make my penal region bigger than Earth, Space, and Time. I will create rips in the spacetime continuum.
by Sketchy white van 69 December 6, 2024
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Get the Hyper Moist mug.Mentor of the Goon Lineage. speaks in a rather solemn, nonchalant, verbose tone. Even when facing certain death, he continues to speak calmly, showing no sign of hesitation when in any of his gooning sessions. He speaks rather cryptically and often sees those without goons or sign of former gooning techniques in battle as a sign of cowardice, and does not permit them to join or train them in the Goon Lineage.
Hyper: Come, my child. For the Goon Lineage needs you
Yaaph: Never! I do not wish to become one of your ill gooners, for I shall seek higher reasoning and become the Goonmaestro.
Yaaph: Never! I do not wish to become one of your ill gooners, for I shall seek higher reasoning and become the Goonmaestro.
by Yaaph February 14, 2025
Get the Hyper mug.A word referring to youtuber hypercane gaming. When hypercane gaming edits his thumbnail and adds cringy things, that has been hyperized
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The dishonest practice of placing distinct and and important terms into the same definition to support ones argument, whether it be medical, political, or any other terms that are distinct but forced into the same definition for someone's dishonest argument
The dishonest practice of placing distinct and and important terms into the same definition to support ones argument, whether it be medical, political, or any other terms that are distinct but forced into the same definition for someone's dishonest argument
"Hey chud, don't you know TRT is gender affirming care?"
"That's Hyper-Umbrellism, I take TRT because I can't produce it anymore due to an injury, not to affirm my gender"
"That's Hyper-Umbrellism, I take TRT because I can't produce it anymore due to an injury, not to affirm my gender"
by Robert_Jenkin July 22, 2025
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