holden tudix

I'ts what it sounds like, (Holding two dicks)

ya holden tudix in ya hand

by Holden Tudix the 3rd October 4, 2022

Holden

The realist motherfucker you'll ever meet.
He is a funny down to earth stoner and can pull like no one's business.
He is 6ft tall with a giant penis.

Holden is him
Holden is that guy
Get used to it

by The real Joe Gatto October 14, 2022

Holden

Unisex name of a beautiful, strong, intelligent woman. Name has Irish, old English and Norwegian descent. Nickname Goldie and Honey.

I love unisex names for a female, Holden is so unique.

by CelticWoman December 15, 2022

holdendeeznuts

Holdendeeznuts is a person who is often teased by their friends, especially anyone named Aaron. Holdendeeznuts hates Aaron, as he is called names by him often. Holdendeeznuts is also loyal, funny, and a procrastinator.

Holdendeeznuts really hates Aaron.

by DeezNuts69421 January 11, 2023

Howdunnit

A story, usually a TV show, that is a mystery that shows who committed the crime first, then exposes the way the crime was committed thought the story or episode.

Have you seen 'Poker Face'? It's a howdunnit show.

by LeoMarbson February 3, 2023

Holden

The new and improved Crocodile Dundee

Oi maybe that's not a knife this is a knife Crocodile Dundee Holden

by anonymous February 26, 2023

Holden Hands

Refers to either:

(1) What a starry-eyed bachelor loves doin' wif all da pretty girls whom he meets in Bangor-Brewer's southeastern satellite-town.

(2) A caring-hearted group of community volunteers in said twin-city suburb.

I love helping da less-privileged and physically/emotionally-infirm members of da human race, so I signed up wif Holden Hands. Da work was indeed totally satisfying and rewarding; da only prob was dat whenever I was paired wif one or more cutie-chick volunteers to perform community-assistance tasks, I always wanted to just "cuddle 'n' snuggle" wif said friendly adorable blinky-eyed damsels all day, and so we'd never get any work done --- kinda difficult to do much of anything when a marshmallow-hearted guy is cradling you on his lap, cooingly interlacing his fingers wif yers, and savoringly flexing yer toes and kneading yer arches and heels. Fortunately we were able to brainstorm a solution dat was palatable for all parties --- da lovely ladies smilingly agreed to let me rub their pretty feet during our lunch hours (oh, they loved "holden hands" wif me, too, of course --- da reason dat they were giving me access to just their tootsies during dat period was merely so dat their hands would be free to maneuver their food to their mouths), and then sit wif me after da workday was done for more misty-eyed foot-massages and hand-holding. So my being able to always gleefully look forward to said extremities-sharing delights kept me contented and happy throughout da workday, and thus allowed us all to perform our assigned duties without interruption.

by QuacksO March 1, 2023