Hopscotching

A description of the practice in male masturbation of enveloping the cock within the ballsack and grinding the balls against the erect penile shaft to reach climax

Dude I saw that homeless guy hopscotching the fuck out of his meat this morning on the way to work

by Roguefondler69 February 22, 2023

cholo hoops

hoop earrings larger than a silver dollar worn by women of latino descent. Also any hoop earring worn by women regardless of ethnicity or the size of earring.

with a minature parrot those cholo hoops would make her stand out!

by un_couth January 17, 2011

Shit Haps

"Shit happens". Used to diffuse a situation or suggest that a situation is not as bad as one suspects

Dude: Man, I can't believe she dumped me.
Man: Shit haps, dude.

by Foust Foust Foust January 4, 2012

Madder hops

Jumping higher than any NBA players

You got madder hops then him

by Boy is good April 23, 2015

chinese hopscotch

To put your toes in wax and stick them in both the vagina and butthole.

He just knows how to get me off first he started with the Chinese hopscotch.

by bilnyethescienceguy696969 July 17, 2016

New Hampshire Newtknuckle

Being recently discovered, the New Hampshire Newtknuckle is only known to be performed among one-armed carnies and the deaf. The Newtknuckle involves a New Hampshire Newt being taken from the Boston Harbor and placed on the crotchel region of the person while wearing pants (or shorts), thus creating the look of a knuckle behind the zipper. Mostly used by women, the Newt then finds his new, watery home inside the vaginal canal. In rare occasions, it will find the anus. In rarer occasions, it will leave (see: dry pussy).

"Hey man, your mom has a bulge in her pants...it looks like a cock!"- Boy at the schoolyard, seeing other boy's mother.

"Nah man! She's just doin' a New Hampshire Newtknuckle!"- Proud son

"Ohhhhh...righteous!"- All boys at schoolyard

by Mr. Footlong Redux September 1, 2016

New Hampshire Avenue

Is known as one of the longest streets in DC, MD. Originally starting around the Kennedy Center NW & temporarily breaking off at 16th & U St. Uptown. It then restarts at Park Rd NW. New Hampshire, as it is referred to as, is one of the streets in the DMV heavily known for its hood and gang violence as it includes gangs such as: Folk Nation & MS13. And hoods such as: KDY, Shepherd Park, Blair Road, Hampshire Towers, Rittenhouse, Peabody St, Belford Towers, TP, 1000/1100 BrickSquad Aka Good Hope, Lockwood Dr. Aka White Oak, & Briggs Chaney. It ends going northeast in Brookeville, MD where it meets Georgia Ave for the second time, this time on the "Terp Side" (MD).

1.Wya Cuz?

I'm Uptown around 650, By Petworth Station
2. Wya ?
Im Out New Hampshire Ave by the LP Transit Station

F**k you doing Out Spanishville ?
New Hampshire Avenue: One of the longest streets in the D.C. metro Area

by DMV Metro 24/7 March 16, 2017