When 2 overweight men lay upon eachother and place their hotdogs in-between each others breasts and begin to tit wank each other simultaneously (add desired condiments if required)
by Dr kevstein July 14, 2023
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Get the Banana Hammock mug.The act of “69ing” on a hammock, except when the male is about to reach climax, the female forces the man to ejaculate into his own mouth/facial area, impregnating the woman with his own face.
man #1: “Hey did you hear about what Dalton did on the 4th of July?”
man #2: “No, what’d he do?”
man #1: “He totally was hammocking with his girlfriend!”
man #2: “No way! That’s sick!”
man #2: “No, what’d he do?”
man #1: “He totally was hammocking with his girlfriend!”
man #2: “No way! That’s sick!”
by Johnny Asswipe IV September 23, 2022
Get the Hammocking mug.Having sex in a hammock at a party whilst very intoxicated, the girl has to have large breasts as the breats are to cave in on the males face during fornication.
Where's Chris right now man? Oh he's off having a hammock driver right now, wait till his girlfriend hears about this.
by blake stephens January 9, 2008
Get the hammock driver mug.The act of pulling the first girl you see in a nightclub, preferably in Yorkshire. Also termed "going ugly early."
A term coined from the philosophy of Top Gear/Grand Tour presenter, Richard Hammond.
A term coined from the philosophy of Top Gear/Grand Tour presenter, Richard Hammond.
"The first girl who's breathing in-and-out , you walk up to her 'hiya love how you doing?' You pull. That's it, job done."
"A scholar of Hammondism, I see."
"A scholar of Hammondism, I see."
by Esoteric Hammondist February 7, 2022
Get the Hammondism mug.The act of grabbing your ball sack in hot weather from behind and stretching as far as it can go and then taking a dump into your balls and sling shotting the poop into a KKK members face
yo did you see that nuke hammock the other day?
That was nuts, that KKK member just took a shit to the face
That was nuts, that KKK member just took a shit to the face
by The all holy Moses January 8, 2012
Get the Nuke Hammock mug.a poor play on words or a gay joke that is also poorly executed. often and only made by Hammond Lieu. He himself is possibly gay.
"Hey man are you going to game tonight."
"Only if you're there and I can suck some dick"
"what a Hammond..."
"DUDE you are so shit at this game!"
"ill smell.. YOUR shit"
"..wh-what...?"
"Only if you're there and I can suck some dick"
"what a Hammond..."
"DUDE you are so shit at this game!"
"ill smell.. YOUR shit"
"..wh-what...?"
by Afrodesiak October 12, 2017
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