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fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards

When someone is a complete and utter useless cunt, and is actually a lot more retarded than you previously give them credit for.
A very common attribute with new scaffolding labourers. They may be ripped to fuck and constantly remind you how they can lift 250kg in the gym but can’t pick up a bucket of fittings or more than one tube. If you asked one of these individuals to go to the lorry and get you a tape as you need to measure something they would most definitely return with duct tape.
Lewys: Mackenzie said the inside board wouldn’t fit as there is a brick feature sticking out of the wall. I told him to get a saw and notch it. When I went over to see what was taking him so long, he was actually trying to saw the brick…
Rich: are you fuxking serious??? Wow that guy really is a fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards!
by PubHellhound July 16, 2022
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guido trailer park

Any italian american Guido. Who is over the age of 24, lives at home or in an apartment paid for by his father. Drives a BMW, Mercedes, SUV or any other luxury/sport vehicle in one of his parents names. Possibly a previous or current Steriod user. Has a rich family but is a civil servant (refered to as their union gig) Little or No college what so ever, but apparently knows "i gotta doo the right thing ya kno". If not a civil servant this person works for a family owned company. Ie: Construction, Landscaping etc or Had a bussieness bought for them outright. Some other jobs may inlcude selling realestate, mortgages, waitering, disc jockey, working at a shady country club.

They can be found in the Bronx (Morris Park, Country Club Throggs Neck) Others can be found in Westchester, many from Harrison and Eastchester. Many of these unevolved human beings live on Garth Rd in Eastchester.This defintion was developed because of the particular people there who are living examples.
Maria: Omg of course I will give him head in his 745 he's hot he's got muscles, his own apartment, and biz.
Christine: Omg Maria he is so guido trailer park. None of that is really even his, daddy does everything for him. If it wasn't for his family he would be just another piece of shit
by Westchester Observer September 19, 2006
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guido

Stupid fucks from the NYC area, not all of them are Italian anymore at my school the guidos are Italian, Hispanic, Irish, Jewish, black, and asian. A typical guido wheres tight Armani Exchange clothing, wifebeaters, chains, Nike Cortez, Reebok Classic, or Nike Air Force One shoes. They always lift up the side of their wifebeaters to show off their stupid Nextel phones. They use a bottle of hair gel a day to spike up half an inch of hair, they also keep a cigarette behind their ear at all times. They take steriods and work out at the gym regularly (they show off by doing trying to lift as much weight as they can in 1 rep). They drive BMWs that their parents gave them for their 16th birthday, they drive way too fast and like to fight non-guidos for no real reason.
"I heard the guidos are going to fight some blacks and Mexicans outside of New Roc tonight".

"Yeah, so what else is new".
by Bizniggle September 11, 2004
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Greasy Guido Tears

Greasy Guido Tears are produced whenever a member of the "Jersey Shore" cries uncontrollably. Greasy Guido Tears can be caused by any number of things, intoxication, break-ups, lack of hair gel, ect.

Greasy Guido Tears roll down from the eyes through all the makeup, fake tan spray, steroid juices, and greasy skin that the cast of Jersey Shore wear and by the time they reach the ground they have the same affect on the environment as acid rain.
Bill: "Did you see how much Ronnie cried last night on Jersey Shore?"

Todd: "Yeah dude I usually like watching fake tough guys cry, but that shit is bad for the environment"

Bill: Totally, Greasy Guido Tears fall like acid rain and kill the indigenous plants and wildlife"

Todd: "Don't talk about Ronnie like that bro, GTL is my way of life"
by K1LL_4_FUN March 14, 2011
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guido

A guy of Italian American decent puts tons of shit in his hair and acts like a complete douche. Usually surrounded by other douchey guidos who continuously pick on non-guido people. Many of them are also wiggers. Actually it’s all of them.

Known to be men who are only focused of getting laid by the skankiest fugly bitch-made-whore in the entire club. Also speculated to have every known STD in the world.

Perfect example is the Youtube video My New Haircut, however they left out the part where they gang rape/date rape any girl fuckin dumb/drunk enough to have no absolutely no idea who currently is fuckin em in the ass. The video also left tout the part where they talk a lot of shit and try to act like they are from the streets, any one my reference to them being wiggers, even though they all mostly live with their mothers in Staten Island (pussy lil bitch made ass pirate cunt bag monkey fucking shit land capital of the world by the way).
Jack: Dude did you see that guido get his ass beat by that guy.

John: no what happened?

Jack: The fucking Guido started talking shit to him and the guy laid his lil bitch guido ass out.

John: Shit man you kidding me!

Jack: Fuck no im not he’s completely knocked out and his boys who were talking shit too didn’t help his ass out.

John: Shit man im buying that mutha fucka a drink.
by McSYCO January 9, 2008
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Guild Wars

A game which is pretty addicting but not as much as WoW. No monthly fees which rocks.

At times it can get addicting. I played for 10 hours straight the other day
Dude 1: What are you doing?
Dude 2: Playing Guild Wars
Dude 1: Well wanna come to the pool?
Dude 2: I guess man..Gimme 10 minuets to finish up, I'm ABin
Dude 1: Alright whata bout you Dude 3
Dude 3: Nah, i gotta a raid in WoW and I cannot miss that.
by Slipknot4133 October 7, 2008
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Guido

A mystical human-like creature with magical abilities because somehow, even though talking like an idiot, dressing like a girl or retard, sporting a ridiculous hair-cut and acting like a mobster when actually being from a wealthy suburban area, he will still get laid.
No example necessary for Guido.
by Laevsky March 13, 2008
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