Guantanamo Shot

A shot of ice cold vodka taken through the nose.

+Holy shit! Why is that huge guy in a heap on the kitchen floor, and why's there so much blood coming out of his nose?
-He did three Guantanamo Shots and then one with warm rum.
+What the fuck, is he retarded or something?
-If he wasn't before, he sure as hell is now.

by primapp January 1, 2012

gandalfed it

You have to drop a deuce so bad you're looking for a public restroom. As you deuce-walk around a store looking for one a powerful contraction overwhelms you. You stop in your tracks and grab a shelf to brace yourself. You feel certain that you're going to lose this battle and ruin your pants. Just as the deuce is crowning you reach down deep finding willpower and sphinctoral strength you never knew you possessed. Shaking and sweating you grit your teeth and say "YOU...SHALL NOT...PAAASS!" sending the deuce back from whence it came.

You have gandalfed it.
You gain 122 xp.
You gain 1 rank in Sphinctoral Control.

That Port-a-john was nasty but I had already gandalfed it twice so I did what i had to do.

Gandalf it bro, only a mile to the rest area.

by Gurusmurf August 22, 2017

guananco

A tall dark half salvadoreño all mal echo Clown that collapses in bathrooms when he drinks 2 beers and cries when he's called A cerote

There goes Geo the Guananco clown crying again cause a child shit his diapers and someone yelled " that's a big cerote in that kids diaper "

by FactualTruth September 15, 2017

grandaddy lolo

Granddaddy MF lolo... that's the guy who can just get yo girl pregnant by just looking at her. He smart but yet he the type of person to drown a fish. He spiritually enlightened but has moments where he wants to slap the hell out of you. and he yo granddaddy

her: babe i think im pregnant
him; how
Grandaddy lolo; I looked at her bruh

by HappyFart4 November 29, 2017

grandals

Ugly sandals usually worn by old people in old people's homes are known as grandals when worn by young people who should know better.

Simon: I'm not going out in public with you wearing those grandals
Susie: But they're really comfortable
Simon: Precisely

by finbar007 December 27, 2017

gRandalf

Like a gandalf, but R makes gandalf O.G, not like just gandalf.

-He's kinda O.G I would say
-No. He's a gRandalf dude

by zomom chong May 20, 2018

Grandaddy joint

A grandaddy joint is a marijuana cigarette produced during times of desperation, made of many already-smoked spliff ends or roaches from previous smoking sessions. It is called a grandaddy because it is an old ass decrepit and sour joint reminiscent of the smell of elderly people, these spliffs are particularly difficult to inhale and are almost unenjoyable to smoke.

Grandaddy ingredients may include the following: weed, hash, stale tobacco, dust, keef, dead skin flakes, and any other dirty ashtray contents.

"Man got so fukn low on weed the other night i smoked a grandaddy joint with my grandad, was so stale it almost killed him"

"you know times are tough when you don't even have endies for a grandaddy"

by Thumbiwa August 13, 2018