grandals 

Ugly sandals usually worn by old people in old people's homes are known as grandals when worn by young people who should know better.

Simon: I'm not going out in public with you wearing those grandals
Susie: But they're really comfortable
Simon: Precisely

grandals by finbar007 December 27, 2017

grandads greenhouse 

Weed that isn't weed-chemicalised shit

"Some total wank stain tryed to flog me some grandads greenhouse the other day"
"Isit"

grandads greenhouse by Lemonsisere February 3, 2008

grandads pudding 

the process of preparing corn beef hash (corn beef with mash potato) then applying it to a big pair of your girlfriends big knickers/panties/apple catchers. she then wears them for the whole day, until the evening meal. you then take her knickers and eat the hash for your supper! yummy!

i ate my grandads pudding from my girlfriends knickers while watching blockbusters

grandads pudding by eggy_001 May 2, 2009

Ol' Grandads Savory Cumnogg 

Place a glass on your bathroom counter. Add dick snot every morning for 20 days. Set outside in the sun, or apply heat slowly until cum has separated. Add nutmeg and half n half slowly while using an immersion blender. Throw a cinnamon stick in and enjoy!!

"Oh! How festive!" She said as she watched her best friend sip and spit her glass of Ol' Grandads Savory Cumnogg on her luscious tits :) :)

Ol' Grandads Savory Cumnogg by TakeFuck December 11, 2019

gandals 

Sandals worn by gay men.

The bouncer at Burbank Bar & Grill wouldn't let me in until I went home and changed out of my gandals.

gandals by Polaroidgirl December 15, 2004

grandass 

The biggest ass of all asses.

God dam u are such a grandass.

grandass by Alec campione September 14, 2016

Grandads whisper 

the horrible laugh of an elderly person that seems to be more like a death rattle than a sign of amusement

grandad saw a ladies ankles and i almost call for a herce because of his bloody grandads whisper

Grandads whisper by frogcloset November 21, 2005