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grandads greenhouse 

Weed that isn't weed-chemicalised shit
"Some total wank stain tryed to flog me some grandads greenhouse the other day"
"Isit"
grandads greenhouse by Lemonsisere February 3, 2008

grandads pudding 

the process of preparing corn beef hash (corn beef with mash potato) then applying it to a big pair of your girlfriends big knickers/panties/apple catchers. she then wears them for the whole day, until the evening meal. you then take her knickers and eat the hash for your supper! yummy!
i ate my grandads pudding from my girlfriends knickers while watching blockbusters
grandads pudding by eggy_001 May 2, 2009

Ol' Grandads Savory Cumnogg 

Place a glass on your bathroom counter. Add dick snot every morning for 20 days. Set outside in the sun, or apply heat slowly until cum has separated. Add nutmeg and half n half slowly while using an immersion blender. Throw a cinnamon stick in and enjoy!!
"Oh! How festive!" She said as she watched her best friend sip and spit her glass of Ol' Grandads Savory Cumnogg on her luscious tits :) :)
The bouncer at Burbank Bar & Grill wouldn't let me in until I went home and changed out of my gandals.
gandals by Polaroidgirl December 15, 2004

grandass 

God dam u are such a grandass.
grandass by Alec campione September 14, 2016

Grandads whisper 

the horrible laugh of an elderly person that seems to be more like a death rattle than a sign of amusement
grandad saw a ladies ankles and i almost call for a herce because of his bloody grandads whisper
Grandads whisper by frogcloset November 21, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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