gnerf

Being a know-all and dictating your superior, eco-friendly opinion as being the only one a normal person could have. even though it is actually a greenpeace, treehugging opinion that's at best worth understanding in order to be able to kick the 'gnerf' in a discussion.

Note: 'gnerf' is both a verb and a noun.

person: "i think a hummer is cool"
gnerf: "Driving a hummer is bad for the environment"
person: "don't gnerf at me! let me be!"

by helemaalkaal October 9, 2010

gerk

A person who suffers from an eating disorder and farts alot.

People stereotype runway models to be gerks.

by Erin McG. May 1, 2007

Gerk

inventor of the word pwn, actually created by a typographical error on the DDRFreak Forums. it has turned into a widely used term all across the vast internet.

that guy gerk, he uses "pwned" too much.

by Inzuma January 5, 2004

Gerk

One of Resuri-chan's three older brothers.

See Also: Jin & Kiyoshi

I didn't know that Gerk had a younger sisiter that looked nothing like him.

by Pyro January 7, 2004

Tyler gherkin

Just fuck this cunt this lesbian who nobody love and his mum died in a car crash on the way to the strip club you scumbag

Tyler gherkin is a fucking asshole right lil jimmy .

by Jsjsjsjmsmsmsiiwiwjndn May 15, 2017

Gerk

Possessor of thing thing.

I thought he was the Gerk.

by The Game II January 3, 2004

Gerk

1. Verb; To play MTG.
2. Adjective; to be of the quality of the city of Lemoore.
3. Noun; A name.
4. Verb; to throw witty insults at someone of lower intelligence, equivalent to the physical abuse of stoning.

1. Were you "Gerking" earlier?
2. Wow, that hit just reeks of "Gerk"
3. Have you seen "Gerk" lately?
4. That retard just got "Gerked"!

by Steven January 14, 2004