Glossy-Wobbles

One who is so wasted that they have a "glossy" look about them and wobble. Because they are so schlambizzled.

Shit, look at Claude. He's got the glossy-wobbles again!!

by Gabriel Candelaria June 18, 2006

glossam

a glossam is a greasy mole

you glossam, you are such a greasy mole!

by muke November 14, 2007

glow bar

A bar where alcohol is served and everyone sitting there is looking down at a smartphone not communicating with eachother and the phones light up all their faces. Hence a glow bar.

This place blows, total glow bar.

by That guy man dude November 25, 2013

glowbro

Bald male with a red face hangover

Leigh drank so much last night, he's stuck on the lounge all day with his glowbro.

by Legendnotmyth February 28, 2015

Glossy Conker

A sexual act in which a man inserts his testicals into a woman's vaginal cavity (forceps may be required)

I've never seen such glossy conkers, Neil!

by EuroOD October 17, 2015

glowbie

A man that tries too hard. He’s in essence dumb. A fuckboy. He’s on social media way too much and probably posts a selfie a day.

Yo, Jon posted another snap using a filter, he’s such a glowbie.

by Miz Parker November 6, 2017

Glow Plugging

When you bite open a glowstick and get all the liquid in your mouth then proceed to stick your tongue in your boyfriends ass

He got smashed at the rave and started glow plugging Tom Brady

by Stool_on_the_stoop August 26, 2019