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general grievous

a multi-limbed cyborg alien who can use 4 lightsbaers at once, likes to watch and read star wars, plays dance dance revolution, and dislikes spoilers.
dont tell general grievous a spoiler or he'll slice you in 4 with his lightsabers
by Sifo-Dyas April 3, 2004
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12th General Order of a Sentry

There are 11 General Orders of a Sentry, however there is a twelth refered to by many Navy."To walk my post from flank to flank and take no shit from any rank. If he is a chief I will let him pass, if he is an officer he can kiss my a**."
The 12th General Order of a Sentry is fairly close to the 11th in meaning
by EmilyElizabeth August 15, 2008
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table general

The person who directs the movement, placement, and direction of food at the dinner table, particularly at a large meal or gathering. This can be achieved by democracy, but is more typically dictated by strength of character and who has the best spatial relations... or just the most experience with food.
"We were overwhelmed by the amount of food on the table for the 12-person Christmas dinner. Luckily Grandpa was an efficient table general.
by President Warren G. Harding December 28, 2010
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general grievous

a exceptionally painful bowel movement.
Judging by the pained look in his eye and the sweaty forehead, Jeff will not soon forget that General Grievous.
by grundee November 19, 2007
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general herpes

fungus that is spread all over the body, not just on genitals.
Omgrofl! You have general herpes all over you!
by El Nicko June 2, 2008
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Minge Meister General

The individual within a group of young men who is usually most successful attracting ladies whilst out on the pull.

a) It is usually the best looking guy.
b) Or the most suave who has good patter.
c) Or the one that the girls know who has a big penis.

It is a common myth that the 'clown' of the group actually attracts the women because of their 'humour.' In a survey of 100 jellyfish, only 3% said they preferred the clown to the dude.
"Fuckin' hell! Rob's only pulled a smokin' chick again! The lucky cunt! He truly is the minge meister general!"
by Minge Meister Minor August 11, 2007
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To defecate (have a poo) where it is unwise to, or just where you shouldn't.
Hotel Owner: Listen up everyone! I saw one of you giving birth to a general in the burns unit this morning, and I wanna know who!

Confused Man: What?!

Hotel Owner: Someone shat in the shower.
by BringerOfWordsdom September 21, 2009
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