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butt fraud

The act of overcharging for toilet paper in the midst of a pandemic, also, the act of overcharging for toilet paper in the midst of a widespread panic
My grocery store charged me $15 for one role of toilet paper, and my attorney deemed it butt fraud.
by S, no, the other one March 23, 2020
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Foreskin Fraud

When your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero.
Person 1: "Turns out Jeremy is a foreskin fraud..."

Person 2: "Really! How'd they get caught?"

Person 1: "The was posting foreskin memes before they got outed on Twitter as a cut crusader."

Person 2: "The fuck is a cut crusader???"

Person 1: "Someone who's been circumcised. Dumbass."

Person 2: "Ohhhh. Deserved."
mugGet the Foreskin Fraudmug.

Waste, abuse and fraud

(Abbreviated w.a.f): what the government is doing w my taxes when it supports useless government projects and social programs and keeps the massive bureaucracy afloat.
The hell w waste, abuse and fraud. I want my government to live on a budget, just like me.
by Sexydimma November 2, 2024
mugGet the Waste, abuse and fraudmug.

Fraud

That team acted like they were the best team all year but when it came down to the postseason they proved to be a fraud and couldn’t win when it mattered.
by mtnburner May 18, 2023
mugGet the Fraudmug.

Fraud (Occupational)

When subordinate employees realize the new supervisor has no idea how to do anything that were requirements for the job, including basic computer skills.
Fraud (Occupational)
● Won’t ask appointed trainer or internal staff for help so their lie is kept secret.

● Takes risks doing complicated work without instruction, messing up systems & reports.
● When they realize the Subordinate is on to them, they start discrediting them & making fraudlent claims against them before others become aware of their lies.
● Treats other subordinate like a best friend so they have an ally.

EXAMPLE: Subordinate training their new Supervisor who claims 25 years experience in the field:

Sub: Open that program again
Sup: Where is it, I don’t see it, where did it go?
Sub: It’s saved to your taskbar you should see it on there
Sup: Taskbar? I don’t see anything, where’s the taskbar?
Sub: It’s at the bottom of your screen
Sup: ...This?
Sub: Yes. That’s a taskbar
Sup: Click on the picture?
Sub: Yes, on the icon
Sup: (clicks on icon doesn't release button until told it's okay too.)
Sup: I’ve never used this type of system before
Sub: You’ve never worked on a computer with Windows?

Sup: No.

*(Subordinate to Hiring Manager):
Sub: I think the new supervisor is a fraud. They don’t even have basic computer skills (gives examples)
Man: This is concerning. I was told they knew the job well and would start performing duties quickly. Let me know if you find out more

*Fraudulent Supervisor puts the only employee that knows the processes & procedures of the job, on a PIP & gaslights them at every HR meeting thereafter.
by The Appointed Trainer February 13, 2025
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Fraud

A word used by banks as an excuse not to provide banking services to outside non banking personal and then a compound excuse for why neither banking services work and additional excuse to force people if convicted for improper conduct by a court to sit in jail for 5 years.
We cannot topup your bank account with money to pay fees because that's fraud.
by Patrickthestarfish01 March 1, 2023
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