how to treat a broken finger

There are five ways to do this:

1.Cut it in four different ways and dip it in pickle juice so that when you drink the pickle juice, magic inside will grow back your finger. Side effects of this procedure may result in green finger, internet fame, and a tendency to eat your finger.

2.Wrap your finger in scotch tape after consulting google.

3.Get some piranhas to eat the flesh off your finger and use scotch tape to tape the broken part off the bone back and on a blue moon wrap your finger in wet garlic and hopefully your skin will grow back. Side effects of this may result in turning into a spooky scary skeleton, no vampires will try to bite your finger, and a weird garlic smell.

4.Ask a stupid doctor at Mayland Heights walk in.

5. Or just go to the hospital.

Jonny I want to know how to treat a broken finger!

by Cool minecraft k November 13, 2017

silly finger

When someone slips a roofy or some other drug into your beverage.

Mr. Hare: Come in for a cup of coffee, boy.

Kyler: Uh, ok.

*one hour later*

Kyler: What did you do to me?

Mr. Hare: I gave you the old silly finger.

Kyler: You ssson of a bbitchh

by xLonnie December 6, 2015

No finger February

When a women mustn’t masturbate for the whole month of February (It’s like no but November but for girls)

Girl: yo you fail no finger February

Thot: nah I’m saving this koochie for my man

by Pussy pussy thot thot November 2, 2018

National Finger Your Girl Day

National finger your girl day is a great and joyful day that is on October 12. Usually you finger her that eat her out. If you have a girlfriend and she doesn’t let you finger her then you should break up.

Guy: Hey Babe guess what day it is.
Girl: What?
Guy: National finger your girl day so get down and spread those legs.

by Lil_Alian_Dick October 9, 2019

balloon finger

The tenderness in one's fingertip and fingernail that results from inflating and knotting a large number of balloons.

Helping set up for my nephew's birthday party gave me a wicked case of balloon finger.

by Anna LeStache May 11, 2010

North Korean Fingercuffs

when 2 women are fucking each other with a double-headed dildo and 2 dudes are fucking the 2 women in their respective assholes.

Variance: Add a double headed dildo for the dudes and you got yourself an Escher (as in the his Ascending and Descending lithograph).

Last weekend was crazy, me and Booger pulled off the North Korean Fingercuffs with these 2 crazy bitches.

by The Rev31 July 23, 2011

No Finger February

A challenge where in the month of February you need to remove all of your fingers.

“hey dude, are you participating in No Finger February?”
“sure, pass the knife”

by luna_gbc February 1, 2020