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Spring Hill, Florida

Where the elderly come to die, the sun doesnt shine, and where vegetation does not grow. Spring Hill, Florida is a barren wasteland, lacking green life and snow. Poor driving is common, we live off of Ramen, we know not any other way. So come on down to Spring Hill, Florida for a beautiful tropical day.
Spring Hill, Florida is the site of Armageddon, as predicted by Revelations.
by Johann Van Der Schmidt January 6, 2008
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Florida girl

a native Floridian girl who knows what it is to live in a swamp. Knows what black water is, how to swim around gators learned to swim before she could walk, and knows their is more to her beautiful Florida than that damn mouse
Ex. Hey wanna go down to the river? We can party like real a florida girl
by gatorbabe October 17, 2013
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Florida Atlantic

Florida Atlantic University (FAU)- A public university in Boca Raton, Florida which has mediocre undergraduate programs, lackluster admission requirements, and no school spirit what so ever. Tons of hot girls though.
Kid1 " Hey i got accepted to Florida Atlantic today!"

Kid2 " but you didn't even apply there."

Kid1 " I know, go figure!"
by dime bag darell May 28, 2006
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florida rape van

vehicle used by MAGA Bomber in the sunshine state.
recent MAGA bomber Cletus adorned his white florida rape van with MAGA stickers and hillary sucks memes hoping to avoid detection by local police.
by Uncle Joosie October 26, 2018
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Florida

Like most other states, nonresidence makes you ignorant to florida. Florida has 2 seasons. Summer and not as hot Summer. It is mistaken in the fact that everyinch of the florida coast isnt beautiful pristein water with beautiful half naked girls. The left coast has constant redtide and mangroves. House are constantly subject to change by mother nature, who has her own ideas about architecture. Florida style is not pink walls and tacky seafoam green coaches. That is what californian interior diseigners do to crappy little motels. Florida is tastefully latin. We do know how to vote, but the old people are to much of a pussy to just push the god damn thing through. We do not have aligators in our backyards. I have been a life long florida resident and have seen a good 2 wild aligators, and that was on one of thoose cheap tours where the aligators coem for the food. Wich makes them subsiquently, not wild. We dont love tourists, we love there money. Florida is a great place to vacation, but dont get me wrong. Florida is for floridians. Dont bring your fucking BMW's and building restrictions, beautification commities and stylists because you will single handedly sink florida. it happend before, dont do it agian.
Florida was beautiful, till you fuckers desided to come polute it.
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Sang-froid

means "cool" in French
also can mean "cold", as in cold hearted or De Sang-Froid means "in cold blood"
I just friggin beat you down de sang-froid!
by SHIBBY-ONE April 14, 2005
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in florida

Guy1: Where is Johnny?
Guy1: He is in Florida again
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