Mud Flossing

The act of filling an elderly man's colon with chocolate syrup, and then laying on your back with a big, smug smile on your face, while the elderly man straddles you and squirts it onto your teeth.

Jeremy Clarkson, of the show "Top Gear," holds a Bachelor of Science in Bolivian mud flossing, because gargling "chocolate fecal slurry" has been his life-long passion.

by Mr. Tinkerdog February 13, 2014

cock flocking

A place where there is an extreme ratio of men to women Synonym for sausage fest.

I went out last night but didn't meet any women because of the cock flocking at the bar.

by chew jo April 6, 2014

flap flossing

Flap flossing occurs when a girls bathing suit is too small, or her vagina is too big for the garment, resulting in a noticeable flap flossing

Kristin-"Should I wear my one piece thong lifeguard bathing suit to the lake today?"
Katie-"Why the hell wouldn't you?"
Kristin-"Either my vagina got bigger or I shrunk my suit because I am flap flossing hard right now"

by Ebesneezer bahonkers October 2, 2015

catfish floping on the deck

Fucking a girl on the bow of A boat

The catfish floping on the deck is your white ass fucking a girl on the bow of a boat

by Dumn ass June 3, 2016

walrus flossing

When a pair of underwear (primarily female) that are so tight you cant see the back of it.

Tom: I was fucking this fat chick last night and she was walrus flossing.
Yuro: Nice man! Wish my girl would walrus floss.

by rhinefam March 23, 2017

Rape Flopping

When a woman cries rape after consenting to sex.

Beware of Tessa she a rape flopping hoe.

by ROBEMAN May 10, 2018

hydro-flasking

the process of covering something in an obnoxious array of stickers

After I put the tape over my webcam, I got carried away and started hydro-flasking my entire laptop.

by FresnoNightcrawler March 14, 2019