flobster

Fake Lobster. Fish meat seasoned with lobster flavor. A much less expensive variety of lobster.

Kelly makes her lobster bisque with flobster.

by flobster man December 27, 2011

flobs

flobs are basically the same as the shits!

"hang on, let me just check the toilet for flob stains"

"man i had the flobs really bad lastnight!"

by Soph and Fran April 19, 2008

Floobie

To go and bang someone without protection condom and make men cum.

Yeah, Last week i brough that man home from the bar and had a real floobie

by jakoalots May 13, 2005

floob

stupid; foolish

Don't be such a floob!
ie. don't be such an idiot

by Pretzel09 April 6, 2009

Floob

Floob is someone who trys to act cool but ends up looking like a complete idiot and fool.

"Oh my gosh look at that guy, he is a complete floob"

by melicia binder October 8, 2009

Floob

A noob with the flu.

Hey, look at that floob!

by srfhfgdsh November 9, 2009

floob

v. To intentionally continue with a certain, drastically unwise course of action despite the fact that it will most assuredly not end well.

Verb form of the following definition:

n. An extreme form of a noob (def #6); used to describe someone so noobish that they pose an actual physical threat to themselves and their surroundings, and to society in general. The scariest things about this (thankfully) minority group are that their noobishness is willful and carefully maintained (i.e., they use it as a weapon of sorts), and that they act as a group. Their leader is known in most circles as "Teh Uberfloob", but may also be referred to as the King Troll, S@tan or R.O.G.E.R..

"I know what I'm doing is wrong, but I'm gonna do it anyway, because I'm the most awesome person in any place at any given time and there is nothing anyone else can say about it," said the floob as she went ahead and floobed through the next hour of her life, not knowing it was going to end up a flam.

by Dr. Bomb November 20, 2010