Flap Sponge

The action of rubbing a ladyfriend's vagina until it is adequately moist, and then smearing the contents of it on said ladyfriend's face.

Note: strength may very from a playful wipe to a full-on slap.
"She threw me out when I gave her a flap sponge."
by Blue Alfredo October 14, 2007
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Flapping Sphincter

A loudmouth moron that runs their mouth making factless statements and failed arguments and when they are called out for their ignorance, they resort to name calling or some other irrelevant, baseless accusation.
The US Congress is full of corrupt flapping sphincters.

True journalism is dead. It’s now comprised of agenda driven flapping sphincters.
by Dick Onchin November 25, 2020
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Flap-Bag

The flap of fat that hangs over the pant line of an obese person.
That lady has one huge flap-bag.

Check out the flap-bag on that person.

by Drew Butner February 11, 2009
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Flaps' eye

The term Flaps' eye came about in the UK in May 2013 as a female version of the male 'Jap's Eye' japs eye or 'urinary meatus', however due to the overly complicated nature of the female genitalia, (and man's inability to comprehend this) there is another hole down there that it can refer to, the vagina.
Urethra:
Anita Dick - Phil I think I've got another UTI again, my Flaps' eye is stinging like TCP...

Vagina:
Phillip McAvity - Mike you'll never guess what I saw this morning..
Michael Hock - What's that Phil?
Phillip McAvity - I accidentally walked in on Anita this morning 'cause I heard a loud buzzing sound. She was at it hard with that magic wand again; her legs were so wide her Flap's eye was winking at me!
by The Jungle Monster May 04, 2013
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fart flap

The triangular rear side window in some smaller cars having a hinge on the front edge and a latch on the back edge that opens about 2 inches.
That fart is horrible! Open the fart flaps!
by Lord Windowsmear June 30, 2014
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Vlogger's flap

A word used by Roman Atwood to describe is chicken flap on his arm near his triceps.
The term is derived from the fact that he is a vlogger with a flap.
He has some serious Vlogger's flap, he could probably fly!
by Budder Tortoise July 08, 2016
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Flap tash

When the female looks down as the male licks her out and appears to have a pubic hair moustache.
"I hadn't shaved in a while and when I looked down he had a right flap tash"

eg. go to google, image search, moustache, top right hand of 1st page.
by Captian nobwash December 11, 2002
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