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Fiddle Dee Fuck

What Scarlett O'Hara would say if "Gone With The Wind" were made in the 21st century instead of 1939.
Mammy: "If you don't care what folks says about this family, I does. I has told you and told you that you can always tell a lady by the way that she eats in front of folks like a bird, and I ain't aimin' for you to go to Mr. John Wilkes's and eat like a fieldhand and gobble like a hog."

Scarlett: "Fiddle Dee Fuck!"
by J-Wi June 17, 2010
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Fiddle-Fuck

You scrambled my rubix cube now O have to fiddle-fuck with it
by Irish Army June 28, 2014
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Fiddied

cum, came, ejaculated.

"Story behind it is, I had Ham and Philly! sandwiches, got it on my trousers, looked like cum, Rick said 'fiddied'
It's new.
Learn."
I arrive at school at half past 7
Look up the dinner ladies skirt, it is heaven!
Go to my homeboys on tha back TARMAC!
Shoot a couple of hoops, then i'm knack-
ERED!
Got my appointment with Mr Hird,
But before that, I threw a rock at a bird!
Because i'm hard, scarred for life,
I nearly got suspended 'cos I fiddied* on my teacher's wife!
I did it in a detention, that bitch was on her pension.
I had to write a letter of apology!
FUCK DAT SHIT!
Got told off
FUCK DAT SHIT!
Went to Science, fell asleep, OH MY GOD, i'm in deep..
OHHHHHHH, I ain't swearin', it is bad!!
Stay in school, it ain't a fad.
Wanna work in Tesco's?
FUCK DAT SHIT!
Learn, get an education, get lot's of money,
Next time you will see me, i'll have lost my virginity to a bunny.

Word.
by avenged_mortimer! March 15, 2007
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Fiddle

Somewhere in Houston, TX
'My, what a nice violin you have there!'
'Viowhat? This here's a fiddle, ma'am.'
by Fruf January 2, 2009
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fiddle

to gently rub or play with: tickle
by adam February 16, 2005
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Kiddie-Fiddler

Derogatory name for a paedophile, or someone who goes for partners of a much younger age.
by Kev April 10, 2006
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fiddle faddle

What the Ha! Ha! Guy deepfucked your sister for in exchange for a handful.
"Dude, you got any fiddle faddle?"
"Yeah man, I deepfucked your sister for a handful."
by geographyp November 7, 2007
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