Annoying as that is bad at Fortnite and can’t roam with Jager and is loud as fuck can’t make good call outs and is benched in the football team
“Yo Felipe where’s the guy that killed you in the beginning of the round”
“He’s at the door”
He peeks and dies from the window
“He’s at the door”
He peeks and dies from the window
by Issajose21 August 28, 2018
Get the Felipe mug.Féline is very sweet and has amazing fashionsense, but she can also be a backstabbing bitch. she has a cute smile though.
by kjkgftbv September 6, 2018
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Chad - "Nah, sorry, it's Feline Fucking February !"
Chad - "Nah, sorry, it's Feline Fucking February !"
by Ultimate Chad November 26, 2018
Get the Feline Fucking February mug.Felipe is destined to become a plumber. He is pedosexual. Felipe is a horrible name. Don’t name your child felipe please I beg you I suffer from the consequences. They are mostly lactose intolerant. And they smell like booty hole. If your name is felipe you should move to Alabama to talk about our curse together as a family. ;)
by Send nudes mr Luke April 1, 2019
Get the Felipe mug.That one spanish douche that probably rides anything with "board" in the name. He probably owns a juul and won't let anyone get more than one hit in a rotation because hes as stiff as a dildo.
Everyone: Yo Felipe, pass the Juul!
Felipe: Can't, mi madre says i can't share until im 18
Everyone: Shut up you fucking bucket
Felipe: Can't, mi madre says i can't share until im 18
Everyone: Shut up you fucking bucket
by DeeJaayAlmighty April 12, 2019
Get the Felipe mug.Lights out Pirates Closer that got caught soliciting a minor. He changed his last name from Rivero to Vazquez so he could try to get away with it.
Pirates Fan: You saw that Felipe Vazquez got caught soliciting a minor?
Other Pirates Fan: You mean Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez
Other Pirates Fan: You mean Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez
by some_random_hanzenite September 17, 2019
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