Exact opposite of shart. When you get a feeling that you really need to take a shit but after being seated on the throne you only fluctuate.
"Man i thought I had to take a massive dump but it turned out to be a false alarm." or "Why are you acting like a huge false alarm?"
by Ratedout August 09, 2008
when after a fender bender the police come out to write out a report and everybody is a witness like it was a homicide.
by Deep Blue 2012 July 13, 2009
The kind of anger you get when you're mad at something that, when thought out, is nothing to be mad at at all. Usually caused by lack of sleep or previous anger that day.
Ray was furious at Troy because Ray came downstairs to read, and Troy had the TV on, which was very distracting. (Ray has false anger and not regular anger because he came to the room with the TV on already, and he could have gone anywhere else to read.)
by coleProtocol October 30, 2005
McCain: People should vote for me, at least I don't spew false hope like Obama does.
America: Then you shouldn't have picked Sarah Palin, you old jackass
America: Then you shouldn't have picked Sarah Palin, you old jackass
by successfulheterosexual June 13, 2010
False friend!!!!
by M.M.Ridiculous March 02, 2011
also false-advertising or false advertise n. Relates to instances on the internet (particularly, but not limited to gay culture) where non-desirable looking persons promote extremely favorable images of themselves, or others, in an effort to lead the viewer into believing that that is how the sender looks on a daily basis.
I went all the way across town to hook up with that guy last night because he wanted me really badly and looked really hot online, but when I got there that fugly slut opened the door and scared the crap out of me. I told him to stop false advertising and put up some pictures that looked like him and less like Ashton Kutcher, then I went home.
by JacobKing0722 October 27, 2007
When your doing a task or a series of tasks that you really don't want to do and you need some motivation for getting it done.
by falsehyper July 31, 2018