failed chav

right there is a chain of chavs at the top, gangstas who are the ones tat were bandanas and jeans and mostly topless or with a tanktop and are usally black and really cool, failed gangstas/chavs the one that made that look brtish(shit)burberry and lonsdale shit,failed chavs(the ones that are racist mother fuckers tht are really annoying)who go around sayin were the best innit you fuckin greebo,failed failed chavs charlie p from rednock

Charlie L(hes kl):hey u failed failed chav
Charlie P(wanker):hey fuck off im gonna cry now and be a faggot

by Jables a.k.a james alvis June 5, 2007

faceless

not on Facebook yet, a person who isn't a member of the social network website

he's faceless, you'll have to show him the photos on your account

by uktedsmith January 9, 2008

facilitator

Someone pretending to be a teacher when really they don't know anything about teaching.

"Man, that substitute teacher is such a facilitator."

by SomeWeirdRandomGuy October 12, 2016

aperture science research facility

set in the half life universe, aperture science was the rival of black mesa research facility the setting of the game half life where gordon freeman worked, aperture science research facility was the setting of the game portal

person 1: hey dude you played portal right? the game set in aperture science research facility? you know the rival of black mes-

person 2: DUDE wtf are you a freaking dictionary how do you know all this crap?

person 1: i have no life

by Dr.x1611 May 3, 2010

Failed-Irish Goodbye

When you pass out in a public place after drinking too much. The reason that it is "failed" is because a sucessful Irish Goodbye involves leaving the scene BEFORE you pass out.

Dude I wish I would have got a picture of your Failed-Irish Goodbye last night when you were passed out at the diner

by jezzicarae April 2, 2010

facitern

temperamentally disinclined to Face.

The world is currently facitern; especially the Eastern hemisphere, but even more especially the Western hemisphere.

by Sunjama April 1, 2007

facelebrity

Fake celebrities on Facebook. People using a celebrity profile on Facebook or sharing the same name as a celebrity.

Joan, you're such a facelebrity junkie. Stop sending friend requests to 'Colin Farrell'... all twenty of them.

by Barbarela March 9, 2008