facelunch

Similar to facepalm, or headdesk, facelunch is when someone puts their head into their food in frustration or disappointment.

Alice: "I wanna marry Edward Cullen and have his babies!"
Bob: *facelunch*

by Strewth January 25, 2010

facedump

when your boyfriend/girlfriend changes their facebook status from "in a relationship" to "single" with out talking to you about it.

Sara just got facedumped by Ryan!

by ibudnwtm January 27, 2010

Facequake

A comment or post on Facebook that elicits lots of responses, varied, in disagreement with each other, humorous, etc.: rumblings with verbal rubble and debris and chaos, but hopefully, with no casualties.

"Wow, did you read all those responses? That comment really caused a Facequake."

by RHColo March 4, 2010

Facebud

Facebud or Facebuds meaning someone youve met online on a social networking site such as Facebook but you which you havent yet met personally.

Facebud - An online friend you met on Facebook who you havent met yet personally.

by tobebius March 11, 2010

facepunked

Infiltrating someone's electronic communication account, such as email or facebook, and sending out erroneous and usually embarrassing content for said user

After my sister left her laptop on and her Facebook account up, I facepunked her status to imply she suffered from herpes.

by vaughn2974 July 13, 2010

facesucked

verb (v.): When you are delayed, or have come to a complete stop to what you are doing because of Facebook.

P: hey why didnt you text back last night?

C: sorry i got facesucked.

by Codyyomama March 12, 2011

Facebus

When something fials so much a facedesk doesn't evcen begin to cover it.

you slam your face of a bus that's coming towards you :D

Delly: Hey Git, you are from English yes?
Dan: Fail
Delly: FACEBUS

by NorthenBrittishkiddie January 9, 2011