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evangeline moment

a moment where evangeline looks at you and fake slaps you and says "wah wah wah"
Lia: Bro she just had an evangeline moment!
Jovie: Ermmm
by liaisaweirdo March 3, 2025
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Evangenital

A portmanteau of the words "Evangelical" and "genital".

A derogatory term for a conservative Christian who is obsessed with what other people do with their private parts, often targeting LGBTQ+ people, and projecting their inner perverse desires in the form of socially acceptable anger.
My Evangenital uncle does nothing but talk about what trans people do with their private areas. He's also obsessed with what people do in their private bedrooms, too. He's disgusting!
by BumbaBee April 18, 2025
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Evangelion Syndrome

A totally real (trust me bro) psychological condition where a person becomes emotionally attached to someone who constantly insults, belittles, or emotionally damages them.

Symptoms include:

Interpreting emotional abuse as “deep connection”

Thinking “they’re mean because they care”

* Strong attraction to tsunderes and emotionally unavailable people

* Severe Shinji behavior

Common examples:

* Staying attached to someone who treats you like garbage

* “I can fix them” mentality

Origin:
Named after Neon Genesis Evangelion, a series where nearly every character desperately clings to people who actively ruin their mental health.
Usage:
“Bro stop texting her, that’s straight up Evangelion Syndrome.”
by CreativeBear0 December 16, 2025
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brand evangelist

Brand evangelists are customers who feel so strongly about a brand or product that they will not only recommend the brand to others, but will freely work to convince other consumers that the brand is superior to others in the marketplace.
Brand evangelists spread their beliefs about a brand due to a previously positive experience with the brand.
by linden_soulmate December 2, 2015
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cathedral evangelist

Enemy in Dark Souls 3.

It's a community favorite due to them being strangely creepy and downright horrifying when they udder their frase: I'll cleanse the bastard's curse!"
Cathedral evangelist: "I'll cleanse the bastard's curse!!!"
by GeneralEric January 4, 2017
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dirty evangeline

when a someone drinks 5 cans of fanta grape and then burps on your balls
Jeff gave Connor a good ol' dirty evangeline.
by jack1010100 May 6, 2020
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