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Easter Bunny

Easter Bunny, often referred to an imaginary character which delivered easter eggs to children also refers to the rabbit eaten at the time of Easter. A long tradition carried out by generations of Europeans where Rabbits (of any species) are roasted, usually alive, to be consumed as a sacrifice to celebrate Jesus Christ.
"Say Steve, have you got your Rabbit ready for Easter yet?"
"That be a fine specimen of Hare for that there luncheon, Easter Bunny sure tastes good!"
by Gullah'Bul April 3, 2007
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Easter Bunny

An exceptionally large lagomorph that died for our sins (or was that wordJesus/word?) and, during the month of April, delivers delectable candy treats to all the good little Gentile boys and girls of the world.
On Easter’s Eve, the Easter Bunny arises from his tomb to spread good tidings and tooth-rotting chocolate Christ statuettes to all.
by Dolphin_X April 17, 2003
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Easter

The celebration in which juvenile primates hunt for the colored shells of unborn dinosaur young planted by a small, furry woodland creature all in commemoration of a middle ages cult belief that 2000 years ago a zombie walked the earth.
What's that screeching from the park? It's just the little kids looking for easter eggs.
by Codeedog April 4, 2010
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Eastern Michigan University Marching Band

The “Pride of the Peninsula”, The EMU marching band is currently in its 117th year and has a little under 200 members. The marching band performs at several functions around campus. The most notable though is at every home football game. Many hours of practice and hard work go into preparing each show, and over time the band begins to view each other as more than a group of people, they become a “band family”. The discipline and tradition that the marching band holds help them to put on a performance that represents Eastern Michigan in a really good light.
Presenting the "Pride of the Peninsula", the EMU marching band! - read by announcer as the band runs out of the tunnel at Eastern Michigan University's home football games. This is the Eastern Michigan University Marching Band.
by trumpet2010 January 6, 2012
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Easter Finger

The desired result from inserting a finger into a female vagina durring her minstrel cycle on easter day. The finger(s) should be red and allowed to dry. Authentic Easter Fingers are made using actual female rabbits. The odds of getting an Easter Finger are rare and therefore highly desireable.
Ira got his Easter Finger and red wings on the same day.
by Antisapien April 11, 2010
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easter keister

When the Church puts a limit on how many eggs you can find in the egg hunt so you have to improvise
Bro they only let us find 5 eggs each so I had to Easter Keister like 15 of them.
by Dcmarvel nerd February 6, 2018
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by willamundo February 10, 2008
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