drunktivities

A festival of drunkness. A gathering of many people for the sole purpose of being fucked up. Derived from drunk activities.

Hey Lauren, are you coming out to participate in the drunktivities.

by mvolfman March 17, 2010

Drunk Reset

A vomit that restores you to an earlier save point of soberness

"I don't feel too bad now but I don't remember anything between here and the club."

"Yeah, you hit the drunk reset on the way back."

"Oh, that's good."

"Not really dude, you were french kissing your girlfriend's brother when it happened."

"Yish, not again."

by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011

Drunkture

You have pulled up at a drunk cross road in life and you have two options, option (a) you keep drinking, option (b) you need recreation drugs to divert down the other road. It can be a confusing cross road, especially if the drugs are not available to the participants. Maybe questions may be asked but you may not get all the answers at the drunkture moment.

You may hear a random comment at a party like" Ok people this party has come to a drunkture, who's got'm or who's goin' get em??"

by GootchBarRanch December 16, 2009

drunken fu

1: The ability to fight while drunk.

2: When you ithink/i have the above skill. Normally involves the wild flailing of limbs and you getting your ass kicked. Much more common than #1.

1:
Hey, what happened to Marty last night?
He started a fight and got drunken-fu'd.

2:
Hey, what happened to jason last night?
He started a fight, thinking he knew drunken fu. Alas, he did not, and he's in county right now.

by malendras September 15, 2007

drunkenese

(n.) <Capitalized> the language spoken by those who have consumed large enough quantities of alcohol to become legally intoxicated, usually marked by slurring or incomprehensibility of each word spoken

(adj.) of, relating to, or characterized by those who have consumed large enough quantities of alcohol to become legally intoxicated

Had the bum not spoken in his native dialect, Drunkenese, he may have more easily convinced the tourists to lend him a dollar.

by Felix Doore November 2, 2008

drunk betch

A female who when intoxicated becomes very loud and uses large hand gestures. They tend to fall all over the place and enjoy cock blocking.

Vadita McK. is a drunk betch

by drunkbetch4lyfe November 28, 2009

drunk proof

The act of preparing a house for a particularly awesome party. This may include hiding glass, sentimental, or otherwise important/breakable/fragile objects in a closet or bedroom to protect them from clumsy drunk people.

Mike: Dude! My parents are out of town, let's throw a party!

Ryan: OK, I'll be over at around 5 to help drunk proof the house.

by SpaceCowboys January 17, 2010