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Douchebag

A person who plays xbox live (or any other gaming system) at two in the morning just to insult other people playing in addition to constantly using the word bro while doing so
Wow Jimmy and Liam are douchebags when they play Halo because the are always teabagging other players.
by glozz44 May 26, 2009
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A person, who uses urbandictionary.com to write negative vulgar definitions of people's names based on the bad experience he/she had with them. Oh and douchebags can't spell
Wow, he can't even spell "tiny penis" correctly without being aroused, what a douchebag!
by lifesvr February 5, 2010
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A person in a cubicle environment surrounded by overwork staffers, who daily feels the need to talk loudly on the phone to his family and friends, and also to schedule such things as home repair, phone service, vacations and rental cars. Also known to talk loudly with food in their mouth, and scrape to death the bottom of a cup of yogurt.
"Tim is such a douchebag, do we really need to hear about his parenting skills?"
by DisgruntledStaffer June 24, 2005
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A bag used to clean the vagina with a straw or something to disperse the fluid. Usually used after sex.

It can also be used as a derogotory phrase towards someone if they're being an asshole or if you just dont feel like saying something else.
Scott Petterson is a douchebag.
by Bobby IzZO April 22, 2006
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A guy who is an egotistical arrogant fucktard who mooches off his girlfriends and friends. Always takes advantage of everyone he's around. Believes that he's the smartest of his circle and anyone he meets. Scrony fuck with a scrony dick that couldn't please a real woman, even if his life depended on it.
William Sullivan, the douchebag of 118 Petow Loop Exten
by hahakija February 25, 2013
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A person with multiple DWI'S and who hates his step children
A persons step father is a douchebag
by bob joe sir January 16, 2008
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ryan seacrest.

can be used as a noun or as an adjective
P1: "Hey douchebag!"
Ryan Seacrest: "yeah?"

P1: "Hey man you look kinda ryan seacrest"
P2: "are you calling me a douchebag?"
by tylerdurden5123124 October 29, 2009
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