Doorknob Game

Safety/doorknob is a game where if someone farts, the perpetrator must say “safety” before anyone else can say “doorknob”. If the perpretrator fails to say “safety” before anyone says “doorknob”, anyone is allowed to punch the perpetrator as many times as they want until the perpetrator touches a doorknob. Some variations exist where a door handle is acceptable.

Fatass: *farts*
Person 1: Doorknob
Fatass: Safety
Person 1: beats the shit out of Fatass
Fatass: finally touches doorknob and beating stops
That concludes the Doorknob Game

by Al Coholick January 24, 2022

Doernut

Matthew Doering

Can we Doernut it this weekend???

by Chedda Getta January 18, 2023

Doodle Dork

A person that is a duffes or a dork or as known as a knuckel head..

1. "stop acting like a doodle dork"
2. "your such a doodle dork"

by C_dizzle12baller March 30, 2009

Dippity Doer

Adj. One who never stays too long once he gets what he wants (typically drugs).

One who goes over to his dealers house strictly for business and no pleasure.

A person who takes drugs and dips out without respecting their dealer as a mate. Once package is secured, he the dippity doer, dips immediately (typically a 5 minute or less visit) without sharing the experience with his dealer (chilling or lighting one up with his dealer).

Nah man, he's that dippity doer, he wont light one up with us.

We don't know much about that dippity doer, he never stays too long.

by KentCook December 4, 2019

buttering the doorknob

Adding unnecessary friction to a task

If we are adding this extra step we are clearly buttering the doorknob for our users

by kevinschwarz January 26, 2018

derkzy

Some who is a dork, a nerd and crazy...

OMG he's such a derkzy!

by Dorktard_T September 29, 2008

doorknob tip

an odd deformation that occors when the tip of the penis is shaped like a large sphere.

dude it sucks having a doorknob tip dude i cant put it in my girlfriend

by the mighty drip November 23, 2013