NTA divorce

A comedic reply to AITA reddit posts, or any post asking for advice, commonly used especially when the original post has nothing to do with it.

“My (F27) brother (M29) stepped on my daughter’s (F7) hamster and killed him. Should I buy a new one and pretend nothing happened or tell her?”
“NTA divorce”

by messpeon December 9, 2022

divatr

Swiss-German-Slang meaning 'your father'.
Especially meaning 'go ahead and fuck your father'.

"divatr lutscht schwänz fürnes sandwich"

("your father is sucking cock for a sandwich")

by xtralarge May 15, 2008

dinotopia

dinosaur-utopia a popular movie from 2002 which is awesome to the highest degree.It was a TV special, it is where dinosaurs and humans live in peace.The movie is a two disc, 6 hour feature.

allie: "i had the best dream the other night about #26 and David,"
hattie: "ah, i see you you went to Dinotopia!"

by Zippo the librarian January 19, 2009

DinoTubby

The combination of a dinosaur and a telletubby. It usually says, "Rawr."

I saw a dinotubby last night that looked like that red thing off of the telletubby show.

by DinoTubby123 June 18, 2009

Divetender

The hardworking bartender at your favorite hole-in-the-wall bar. If you're lucky, they're hot and love to flirt, but most of the time they're a bit worse for the wear. Which is understandable considering the drunken, abusive clientele they have to put up with all day long.

Our divetender at the Poop Deck on Thursday night had a great turd cutter and a perfect set of blouse mounds.

by motor( . )( . )boat July 2, 2011

divorce beard

A beard a newly separated or divorced man grows in order to show that he's young, hip, cool. Sometimes, but not always, accompanied by a manbun.

"What is on Joe's face?" "Oh, he's just growing a divorce beard."

by Lucretia Maxwell December 27, 2015

divorceable

Teh word says it all! : As soon as you meet her, you wanna take her to court and divorce.

Oh poor Mike.. Of all the women you met, you chose to marry THAT one.. She's gonna make your life a horrible nightmare.. She's such a divorceable bitch !

by VibekeStene September 23, 2016