dio puttanoide

A swear that literally means something similar to pimp God but puttanoide isn't a real word so

It gives a demential sense to the swear

Dio puttanoide....mi sono cadute le chiavi nel tombino

by Daghegasuncolpo December 7, 2016

dio spazzaneve

Word used mostly by italians. It's used to call God as a snowplow.

when you slip during winter on the ice or the snow.
"dio spazzaneve! sono appena scivolato"
"dio spazzaneve! I just slipped"

by Dio Cammello September 15, 2018

Dio

a fabulous muscular metrosexual vampire with the last name Brando from JoJo's Bizarre Adventures who can stop time and throw fucking steamrollers on people. he also can scream WRYYYYYYYYYYYY really loudly

You thought this was a normal example, but it was I, Dio!

by pokerfacecat December 29, 2017

Dio

Jotaro!

Jotaro: Dio!
Dio: Jotaro!

by sifvujhufjgdglhud February 8, 2021

dio gentilissimo

‘dio gentilissimo’ is a particular Italian expression, often used to avoid a blasphemy and keep emphasizing the name of god, hailing him as very kind.
It’s the link between the blasphemy and the prayer.

-Ma sto tizio ha fatto 3 tiri, io 25 e sta a vince, Dio Gentilissimo!
-Dio Gentilissimo, FIFA fa schifo!

by 5cal April 9, 2018

Dio

Dio means the most loving man ever existed, he loves upi very much

Hey Dio can you help me?

by 1527_0102 November 22, 2021

Dio negro

Dio negro is an Italian expression used when dealing with a difficult task or situation. It litteraly means "Nigger God".

Ma dove cazzo stiamo Dio Negro (Where the fuck did we end up Nigger God)

Che poppe Dio Negro (What a pair of tits Nigger God)

Entra nel bus Dio Negro! (Get on the bus Nigger God)

Sei proprio un coglione Dio Negro (You really are a moron Nigger God)

by panka July 14, 2023