dicking the salsa

In colloquial speech, the phrase "dicking the salsa" would be used in reference to an event, object, or person that kills the mood, or "harshes the buzz" of one or more people.

Greg: Did you see that video of that bus of puppies falling into a lake?

Sam: Dude, stuff like that is really dicking the salsa.

by boolat June 10, 2018

progressive drinking party

A party held in a multifloor residence complex at which progressively stronger alcoholic beverages are offered as you ascend to a higher floor. By the time they reach the top floor people have lost the good sense not to drink the toxic swill on the offing up there. The party is usually organised by males in the hope of getting females drunk thereby lowering (or iliminating) their inhibitions

They had a progressive drinking party at her dorm. It was beer on the first floor, wine on the second floor, gin and tonic halfers on the third floor and some kind of leathal punch made with mostly everclear on the top floor.

by laminay trap March 22, 2010

urban-dicking it up

when you have nothing to do and waste a long time of your life browsing the words on urban dictionary .com

Hey what are you guys doing?

Urban-dicking it up.

W...what?

by Womjeff April 13, 2011

Moby Dicking

When you forget to bookmark some great porn and don't remember the title of the video and don't know any of the models' names, you have to go searching for it in an endless sea of porn.

I'm so frustrated! I spent all afternoon moby dicking to no avail.

by goyo May 21, 2016

Dimple dicking

Dimple dicking is the act of sucking cock with such vigor that it leaves your cheeks dimpled for several hours.

Look at that waitress after she comes out of the walk-in cooler. I'm pretty sure she's in there dimple dicking the prep cook.

by Micronaut October 6, 2016

downward dicking

When someone higher up the chain decides to be a dick to their direct reports. These direct reports in turn are dicks to everyone below them until it reaches the people on the bottom who don't understand why they've been dicked over.

Man, these expense reports are so much more work. I am so tired of the C-Levels downward dicking us about stupid stuff.

by Pkil May 22, 2017

Pout Drinking

Drinking the pain "away" after a mentally painful event.

I went pout drinking after my break-up

by hereischarlotte May 29, 2017