dorking

just hanging out,not really doing anything,zoning

i had the day off so i wasjust dorking

by mokus July 27, 2003

dorkinitis

Having a extremely dorky traits from birth.

"Why is Chelsea like that?"
"Oh She has dorkinitis"

by TheExpert2166 April 5, 2010

Decking

The sexual act (preferably between a male and a female) in which the male pushes fecal matter (preferably hard) half-way out of his anus. In doing so, the female grabs the terd with her non-terd lips and begins pushing it in and out...in and out...in and out...in and out. The male (whom is enjoying the inning and the outting greatly) allows the female to this until the terd has dissolved in her once fresh mouth. The male then kisses the girl and says "mmm...thanks for breakfest and lunch" then they laugh

Male: "Hoooooney!!!" Female: "Yees hun?" Male: "Dadddy gotta go poopy :(" Female : "Aww w well we just threw all of our food at the tv so come and DECK ME!!" Male: "YAY!" Ring Ring...Ring Ring (Voicemail) "Hi, you have reached the Deckers, we are probably Decking right now so leave the ants in the back"

by yowussup September 29, 2010

dekinai

japanese for can't

bob: ho kami korusu da!! (oh god kill it)

bill: watashi wa dekinai (I can't)

bob: doshite nai? (why not?)

shirimasen ( i dont know)

bill: kasu (shit)

bob: shite imasu shimatta ( i know damn)

by ykcir00222 October 28, 2009

dink dorking

The act of being busy doing nothing in particular.

I found Nick dink dorking with the lawn in the backyard.

by jLOUD July 20, 2006

Derakin

a unit of measurement used to determine the depth of penatration from ones chode into a females filthy corn hole. must be in spread eagle position for maximum poundage. take note that the derakin inch is 3x more then an imperial inch.

poor tim and his 3 DIN dick could only reach one derakin in jasmine's pooper

by Gingy=12 DINS September 16, 2010

Dirking

To selfishly engage in a romantic, one-sided relationship with a non-compatible partner without long-term intent due to desire for companionship.

Past tense: dirk-ed

David was dirking Lisa because he knew they were not compatible but he continued to see her even though he knew she wanted more than he was willing to give. Lisa was being dirked.

by sillymilo May 26, 2014